Let's All Laugh At Man Utd! (Merged thread)

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VAVAVOOM 14 wrote:
clockender1 wrote:
smacks of panic doesn't it.

i don't see why any top manager would leave their current position to work with an ageing, difficult and poor squad - look at Dortmund, Bayern, Real Madrid's, Athletico's squads, way likely to achieve more than United in the next 12 months.

its a catch 22 - you need a top manager to attract top players, but you need top players to attract a top manager.
They're still the biggest club in the world: be realistic, a top manager would always join United before a team like Dortmund or Athletico - the sheer magnitude of their stature as club attracts them more than anything.

Managing United is among the most high profile job in the world, not to mention they're likely to command a sizable salary.

It doesn't matter if other teams will be better than United for the next 12 months, that's only for the short term. When United get back on track they'll become a dominant force yet again.
I wonder if they said the same about Leeds all them years ago.

In all seriousness, Fergie knew there was nothing he could do and that's why he retired. He was lucky to get the title last year. United could either rebuild or crumble. Its possible that they would want that "Class of '92" mob to take over but its unlikely that it would pay off at all.

It was bound to happen for United, all teams go through a dire period. Some longer than others but it happens.

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VAVAVOOM 14 wrote:They're still the biggest club in the world: be realistic, a top manager would always join United before a team like Dortmund or Athletico - the sheer magnitude of their stature as club attracts them more than anything.

Managing United is among the most high profile job in the world, not to mention they're likely to command a sizable salary.

It doesn't matter if other teams will be better than United for the next 12 months, that's only for the short term. When United get back on track they'll become a dominant force yet again.
Real Madrid says "Hi".

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officepest wrote:
VAVAVOOM 14 wrote:They're still the biggest club in the world: be realistic, a top manager would always join United before a team like Dortmund or Athletico - the sheer magnitude of their stature as club attracts them more than anything.

Managing United is among the most high profile job in the world, not to mention they're likely to command a sizable salary.

It doesn't matter if other teams will be better than United for the next 12 months, that's only for the short term. When United get back on track they'll become a dominant force yet again.
Real Madrid says "Hi".
As do Munich and Milan.

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gp543 wrote:
officepest wrote:
Real Madrid says "Hi".
As do Munich and Milan.
I never said United are the most successful club, I said biggest.

Granted, Madrid is on par with United and both share top spot for global shirt sales, but there's no way in hell Munich or Milan are as popular worldwide as United are.

Fanbase, shirt sales, commercial deals, etc. United command way more than anyone.

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gp543 wrote:
officepest wrote:
VAVAVOOM 14 wrote:They're still the biggest club in the world: be realistic, a top manager would always join United before a team like Dortmund or Athletico - the sheer magnitude of their stature as club attracts them more than anything.

Managing United is among the most high profile job in the world, not to mention they're likely to command a sizable salary.

It doesn't matter if other teams will be better than United for the next 12 months, that's only for the short term. When United get back on track they'll become a dominant force yet again.
Real Madrid says "Hi".
As do Munich and Milan.


Ah stop - the milan era ended years ago and they would no longer be classed as being amongst the top 8-10 clubs in world football. It's actually debatable if they are the biggest club in italy as I would think that juve are a bigger club with a more successful history and bigger support in their own country

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augie wrote:
gp543 wrote:
officepest wrote:
VAVAVOOM 14 wrote:They're still the biggest club in the world: be realistic, a top manager would always join United before a team like Dortmund or Athletico - the sheer magnitude of their stature as club attracts them more than anything.

Managing United is among the most high profile job in the world, not to mention they're likely to command a sizable salary.

It doesn't matter if other teams will be better than United for the next 12 months, that's only for the short term. When United get back on track they'll become a dominant force yet again.
Real Madrid says "Hi".
As do Munich and Milan.


Ah stop - the milan era ended years ago and they would no longer be classed as being amongst the top 8-10 clubs in world football. It's actually debatable if they are the biggest club in italy as I would think that juve are a bigger club with a more successful history and bigger support in their own country
Reminds me of another of Wenger's 'greatest ever achievements'. On the rare occasion that we did win the CL Group, getting drawn against the Dads Army of Milan and getting walloped 4-0, before another 'moral victory' second leg

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MOYES THE DISPOSED ONE

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nut flush gooner wrote:To think gooners where calling for moyes as a credible replacement for wenger a few years back. :rubchin: :rubchin:

Totally out of this depth at manure imo.
To be fair, Man Utd are an ambitious club looking to actually win things. Us on the other hand.... I think Moyes would fit in just fine :barscarf:

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I'm worried that Utd will pull out all the stops to secure the manager of the decade, who has a proven Champions League qualification record.

Why wouldn't this country's most successful club want him as their next manager ?

That must be why the contract hasn't been signed.....he's doing a Flamini / Edu / Wiltord / on us.

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I fucking love that with not even one game under his belt, Steve Bruce is saying that Giggs ' could be the next Guardiola"...

Such arrogant gits.

Yes, and he could also be the next Steve Bruce....

Please please please let them give it to Giggs. I'd love to see that tosser sacked by Xmas.

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Jesus fucking wept......I've had to turn the TV over from Sky Sports and switch the radio off.......anyone would think that it was the reincarnation of Christ himself. Fuck me - Giggs this, Giggs that......I think the journos will need to borrow my specially reinforced VT plastic pants if United win tonight

Come on Norwich - spoil the fucking party and give us all a good laugh

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Giggity Giggs - he's the new Guardiola.

Fucking LOL.

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I still remember where I was when I heard Giggs had been appointed interim United Manager... :shock: !

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Jokes aside, do want them to win this weekend so Norwich are already down when we play them and the Fulham boat trip is saved.

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All the plastic mancs are back out in force on facebook in the last day or two I see. Wanking over how great it's gonna be with Giggs & Scholes in charge :? In the words of the Glorious Leader "we have to accept that these people with opinions have managed zero games in football."

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