ALL Transfer talk - merged thread

[g88ner]

Keep it up now and I'll stop posting the transfer rumours






Only joking I'll never stop

I suppose we could temporarily ban you during transfer windows?

[GoonerMuzz]

Is Torriera to Fiorentina official now?

I reckon McD is holding out for better pay and conditions

[DB10GOONER]

Is Torriera to Fiorentina official now?

I reckon McD is holding out for better pay and conditions

We did offer him twenty minutes per day with rodders porn collection but he refused mumbling something about "gerbils" not being his thing.....

[gooner265]

Miguel Azeez reportedly spotted at Portsmouth’s training ground ahead of a loan move to the League One side. #AFC

( Stuart Hughes) https://t.co/048sZw9Jsx

[rodders999]

Is Torriera to Fiorentina official now?

I reckon McD is holding out for better pay and conditions

We did offer him twenty minutes per day with rodders porn collection but he refused mumbling something about "gerbils" not being his thing.....

Gerbils? More like XHamster

[mcdowell42]

Nothing wrong with xhamster

[mcdowell42]

feeling that Crystal Palace and Arsenal are edging closer to an agreement for Eddie Nketiah. £11m with add ons. Sell on clause included. Vieira was very adamant of getting this deal across the line and with only a year left on his current contract Arsenal were as well. #AFC

[StuartL]

feeling that Crystal Palace and Arsenal are edging closer to an agreement for Eddie Nketiah. £11m with add ons. Sell on clause included. Vieira was very adamant of getting this deal across the line and with only a year left on his current contract Arsenal were as well. #AFC

Brighton are going to rue missing out on this one

[OneBardGooner]

feeling that Crystal Palace and Arsenal are edging closer to an agreement for Eddie Nketiah. £11m with add ons. Sell on clause included. Vieira was very adamant of getting this deal across the line and with only a year left on his current contract Arsenal were as well. #AFC

Brighton are going to rue missing out on this one

West Ham too - Nothing like dodging a bullet but not realising it...

[begeegs]

Is Torriera to Fiorentina official now?

I reckon McD is holding out for better pay and conditions

We did offer him twenty minutes per day with rodders porn collection but he refused mumbling something about "gerbils" not being his thing.....

I read on the BBC Gossip column that he insists on badgers now to be a non-negotiable clause in his contact. Lucky for him they are a protected species in Italy.

[BobbyPires7]

*BREAKING*

McDowell has signed a 5 year deal with Glory Glory. A quote from his agent Kia Ora Jabberwocky - “He has super quality but hasn’t ever won any awards for his journalism. So we thought he would feel at home at Shite Hart Lane.”

Source: HP

[Perryashburtongroves]

Miguel Azeez reportedly spotted at Portsmouth’s training ground ahead of a loan move to the League One side. #AFC

( Stuart Hughes) https://t.co/048sZw9Jsx

Portsmouth's training ground appears to be either a back garden or a cricket net.

[DB10GOONER]

*BREAKING*

McDowell has signed a 5 year deal with Glory Glory. A quote from his agent Kia Ora Jabberwocky - “He has super quality but hasn’t ever won any awards for his journalism. So we thought he would feel at home at Shite Hart Lane.”

Source: HP

Quality.

[rodders999]

I thought Real Madrid were meant to be fucking skint

180 million quid for a guy that they could get for for free next summer.

GAME’S GONE MATE

[sk-gtfo]

I don't get why City aren't in for Haaland or Mbappe?.

I'm glad Kane is staying, at 28 if Spuds got £120M+ for him they'd be laughing, he will be on the slide soon.