A Dolly bird version of Niall Quinn
Definitely my least favorite player of the current squad and that says a lot as there is a nice motley collection of wage thief's in there.
Dislike him because of :
a) For a big man he is a whinging wuss.........don't fall over clutching yer face every ten minutes and then bitch to the ref for ten about it.
b) ONE HUNDRED AND THIRTY GRAND .........per WEEK ..........Really ? No, really and fucking truly ? Obscene amount but hey, in that socialist wage structure that Wenger employs ........
c) His arrogance......Cut from the same cloth as Wenger........nuff said
d) That fucking Ear cupping

See above .........
Needs a good old fashioned centre half elbow that lifts out half a tonne of hair gel and one of those jugs simultaneously
Purely a squad player and a 'plan B' where we lob the ball up around him in the last twenty minutes if needed. As mentioned en mass, doesn't cut it in a one man up top role.
When he's good, he's very very Average, when he's bad, he's utter utter gash.