
The Official (Lobotomy Clive) Xhakatard is FINALLY gone thread
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Re: The Official (Clive) Xhakatard is a useless **** thread
I fuckin hope he's dropped for the next game, preferably off a twentieth floor roof 

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LeftfootlegendGooner wrote: ↑Tue Apr 11, 2023 10:19 amI fuckin hope he's dropped for the next game, preferably off a twentieth floor roof![]()




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Re: The Official (Clive) Xhakatard is a useless **** thread
Exactly. It's the one thing that still holds me back from having full faith in Arteta. How the fuck can he be so blind to the cretin right in front of him?Retro Gunner wrote: ↑Tue Apr 11, 2023 10:14 am
Yep, exactly this. I said the same thing on the match thread....as piss poor and a complete liability as he is, he doesn't pick himself. Arteta has nailed his colours to the Xhaka mast and is paying the price. Unfortunately, we're all paying that price too.
What's even worse, is that I can guarantee that Arteta won't lay any blame on the Swiss clown and will defend him if the question comes up.
If I live to be 300, I'll never work out what the last 3 managers (plus Freddy) have seen in this bloke. Defies all logic. There is absolutely nothing that he adds. I said on here years ago that even the likes of Robbie Savage were disruptors who would run around kicking the opposition, but Xhaka is either damagingly anonymous, or actively creating problems for us.
Given what has happened this season, it's difficult to condemn Arteta, but the bottom line is that the Xhaka problem and how it may well have cost us the title, is on the manager. It's difficult for me to have faith in a manager that rates Xhaka.
Like Ralph said above I'm still in a complete rage that this fucking braindead selfish cowardly man child cost us two points - and then gets handed the captain's armband and is still spoken of as "a leader".


He's a fucking retarded gerbil is what he is.

Re: The Official (Clive) Xhakatard is a useless **** thread
Players with fewer AFC appearances than the massive Swiss mong:
Ian Wright
Bobby Pires
RVP
Rocky
Gilberto
Lauren
Lord Mayor Sol Campbell
Michael Thomas
Mad Jens Lehmann
Kanu
Alexis
Auba
Overmars
The list goes on and on. Some of those above went on to be uber *word censored* as we know, but I will hazard a guess that whatever you might think of any of them now, you'd remember at least one (and for most at least half a dozen) magical moments in the red and white
What would you remember this useless bag of shit for?
Telling us to fuck off then playing Mr Social Media Victim?
Endless gormless tackles?
Red cards?
Pointing and playing the mock hard man?
Honestly Wenger, Emery and Arteta can all fuck off when it comes to this dope.
Ian Wright
Bobby Pires
RVP
Rocky
Gilberto
Lauren
Lord Mayor Sol Campbell
Michael Thomas
Mad Jens Lehmann
Kanu
Alexis
Auba
Overmars
The list goes on and on. Some of those above went on to be uber *word censored* as we know, but I will hazard a guess that whatever you might think of any of them now, you'd remember at least one (and for most at least half a dozen) magical moments in the red and white
What would you remember this useless bag of shit for?
Telling us to fuck off then playing Mr Social Media Victim?
Endless gormless tackles?
Red cards?
Pointing and playing the mock hard man?
Honestly Wenger, Emery and Arteta can all fuck off when it comes to this dope.
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Re: The Official (Clive) Xhakatard is a useless **** thread
The names on that list!!SteveO 35 wrote: ↑Tue Apr 11, 2023 9:46 pmPlayers with fewer AFC appearances than the massive Swiss mong:
Ian Wright
Bobby Pires
RVP
Rocky
Gilberto
Lauren
Lord Mayor Sol Campbell
Michael Thomas
Mad Jens Lehmann
Kanu
Alexis
Auba
Overmars
The list goes on and on. Some of those above went on to be uber *word censored* as we know, but I will hazard a guess that whatever you might think of any of them now, you'd remember at least one (and for most at least half a dozen) magical moments in the red and white
What would you remember this useless bag of shit for?
Telling us to fuck off then playing Mr Social Media Victim?
Endless gormless tackles?
Red cards?
Pointing and playing the mock hard man?
Honestly Wenger, Emery and Arteta can all fuck off when it comes to this dope.

As you say Steve no matter what we think of a couple of them now they all had some great moments in our jersey - and I'd add that Lobotomy Clive is not fit to wipe the shit off any off their boots, never mind play more games for the Arsenal.
Fucking astonishing.
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He will be here for 5 more playing years then end up as a coach here too, you watch, just can't get rid of him, seems he has a lot of sway in the dressing room.
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Fuck me, I hadn't thought about the coaching angle....I bet you're right!!LeftfootlegendGooner wrote: ↑Wed Apr 12, 2023 1:45 pmHe will be here for 5 more playing years then end up as a coach here too, you watch, just can't get rid of him, seems he has a lot of sway in the dressing room.


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You know he's right mate....Retro Gunner wrote: ↑Wed Apr 12, 2023 4:05 pmFuck me, I hadn't thought about the coaching angle....I bet you're right!!LeftfootlegendGooner wrote: ↑Wed Apr 12, 2023 1:45 pmHe will be here for 5 more playing years then end up as a coach here too, you watch, just can't get rid of him, seems he has a lot of sway in the dressing room.![]()
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Re: The Official (Clive) Xhakatard is a useless **** thread
Been involved in coaching some of the under 16s already!
https://www.mirror.co.uk/sport/football ... 817224.amp
https://www.mirror.co.uk/sport/football ... 817224.amp
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wibble wrote: ↑Wed Apr 12, 2023 6:09 pmBeen involved in coaching some of the under 16s already!
https://www.mirror.co.uk/sport/football ... 817224.amp








What's the useless retard teaching them ?

How to point
How to fall over
How to pass the ball across the back line so an opponent's player can seize upon the loose ball and score
How to suck the managers cock?
How to steal a fucking living?
How to act the Big Tough guy for the camera's whilst being an utter Coward
Xhaka reminds me of one of those blokes in the pub car park at kick-out time saying hold me back! Hold Me Back!
CEEEEEEUUUNNNNTTTT!
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Maybe his new nickname should be "what's the point"OneBardGooner wrote: ↑Wed Apr 12, 2023 6:21 pmwibble wrote: ↑Wed Apr 12, 2023 6:09 pmBeen involved in coaching some of the under 16s already!
https://www.mirror.co.uk/sport/football ... 817224.amp![]()
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What's the useless retard teaching them ?
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How to point
How to fall over
How to pass the ball across the back line so an opponent's player can seize upon the loose ball and score
How to suck the managers cock?
How to steal a fucking living?
How to act the Big Tough guy for the camera's whilst being an utter Coward
Xhaka reminds me of one of those blokes in the pub car park at kick-out time saying hold me back! Hold Me Back!
CEEEEEEUUUNNNNTTTT!

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Re: The Official (Clive) Xhakatard is a useless **** thread
wibble wrote: ↑Wed Apr 12, 2023 6:09 pmBeen involved in coaching some of the under 16s already!
https://www.mirror.co.uk/sport/football ... 817224.amp

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DB10GOONER wrote: ↑Wed Apr 12, 2023 5:56 pmYou know he's right mate....Retro Gunner wrote: ↑Wed Apr 12, 2023 4:05 pmFuck me, I hadn't thought about the coaching angle....I bet you're right!!LeftfootlegendGooner wrote: ↑Wed Apr 12, 2023 1:45 pmHe will be here for 5 more playing years then end up as a coach here too, you watch, just can't get rid of him, seems he has a lot of sway in the dressing room.![]()
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Yes....yes, I'm afraid I do.


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DB10GOONER wrote: ↑Wed Apr 12, 2023 7:25 pmwibble wrote: ↑Wed Apr 12, 2023 6:09 pmBeen involved in coaching some of the under 16s already!
https://www.mirror.co.uk/sport/football ... 817224.amp![]()
Well fellas, I've been pretty down about things since the game on Sunday, so y'know, thanks for cheering me up no end.
Already coaching

Make sure there's another round in that gun DB.

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LeftfootlegendGooner wrote: ↑Wed Apr 12, 2023 6:38 pmMaybe his new nickname should be "what's the point"OneBardGooner wrote: ↑Wed Apr 12, 2023 6:21 pmwibble wrote: ↑Wed Apr 12, 2023 6:09 pmBeen involved in coaching some of the under 16s already!
https://www.mirror.co.uk/sport/football ... 817224.amp![]()
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What's the useless retard teaching them ?
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How to point
How to fall over
How to pass the ball across the back line so an opponent's player can seize upon the loose ball and score
How to suck the managers cock?
How to steal a fucking living?
How to act the Big Tough guy for the camera's whilst being an utter Coward
Xhaka reminds me of one of those blokes in the pub car park at kick-out time saying hold me back! Hold Me Back!
CEEEEEEUUUNNNNTTTT!![]()

Either that or "Most HatefulCunt Ever to Play for Arsenal" .