As we're unlikely to see terraces again at football, this is the virtual equivalent where you can chat to your hearts content about all football matters and, obviously, Arsenal in particular. This forum encourages all Gooners to visit and contribute so please keep it respectful, clean and topical.
"Yes OK guys, it is vital to point continuously, this means you are a leader. Also every fifth pass, fire it 40 yards diagonally and if it gets within even 10 yards of your target, that is a top quality pass that glosses over the other four passes that lost possession. Then remember to shield the ball and fall on it to show how strong you are. Always go to help a fallen opponent up, but then remember to get into a pointless spat with another opponent over nothing. Finally tackling. Always from behind and two footed, either in your own box or out near the real danger areas of the halfway line or the sideline. Remember, red cards are a sign of being a leader too. And then if all else fails, abuse your own fans, drop the race card on your own fans, and then after a couple of half decent passes enjoy wallowing in the praise that is heaped upon you by idiot media and fans now that you are a redeemed character and true leader!"
I fear to say but much of that is most likely true.
Clive is a COWARDLYCunt, I yearn, wait & hope to see someone snap his ACL. The sooner the better. (Isn't that an awful thing to think and say about a player in our own club)
"Yes OK guys, it is vital to point continuously, this means you are a leader. Also every fifth pass, fire it 40 yards diagonally and if it gets within even 10 yards of your target, that is a top quality pass that glosses over the other four passes that lost possession. Then remember to shield the ball and fall on it to show how strong you are. Always go to help a fallen opponent up, but then remember to get into a pointless spat with another opponent over nothing. Finally tackling. Always from behind and two footed, either in your own box or out near the real danger areas of the halfway line or the sideline. Remember, red cards are a sign of being a leader too. And then if all else fails, abuse your own fans, drop the race card on your own fans, and then after a couple of half decent passes enjoy wallowing in the praise that is heaped upon you by idiot media and fans now that you are a redeemed character and true leader!"
Word perfect - all I can add is "if all else fails and everyone still thinks you're a massive *word censored*, then blame it all on social media and refuse to show the slightest sign of humility"
"Yes OK guys, it is vital to point continuously, this means you are a leader. Also every fifth pass, fire it 40 yards diagonally and if it gets within even 10 yards of your target, that is a top quality pass that glosses over the other four passes that lost possession. Then remember to shield the ball and fall on it to show how strong you are. Always go to help a fallen opponent up, but then remember to get into a pointless spat with another opponent over nothing. Finally tackling. Always from behind and two footed, either in your own box or out near the real danger areas of the halfway line or the sideline. Remember, red cards are a sign of being a leader too. And then if all else fails, abuse your own fans, drop the race card on your own fans, and then after a couple of half decent passes enjoy wallowing in the praise that is heaped upon you by idiot media and fans now that you are a redeemed character and true leader!"
Word perfect - all I can add is "if all else fails and everyone still thinks you're a massive *word censored*, then blame it all on social media and refuse to show the slightest sign of humility"
How could I forget the non-humilty blame game gambit!
The only thing left for this wanker to do, is get sent off at shiteh!
This prick has fucked up so many times in big games.
I'd play "the much maligned" "who's barely put a foot wrong" Jorginho for the rest of the season!
I doubt Arteta will , but if it comes back to haunt him?
Were stuck with the prick for as long as Artetas here that's for sure Talk about a blind spot fuck me it beggars belief.I seen his presser after the dippers game and not a mention of that cock leaving us in the shite,even though before the game it would've been..keep the crowd quiet etc.I still can't believe the fucker finished the game and he finished it with the armband on 5days after his latest fuck up and I'm still raging ffs.Like Sid says he's got another selfish fuck up in him,he's probably got more than one that's the sad thing
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Were stuck with the prick for as long as Artetas hers that's for sure Talk about a blind spot fuck me it beggars belief.I seen his presser after the dippers game and not a mention of that cock leaving us in the shite,even though before the game it would've been..keep the crowd quiet etc.I still can't believe the fucker finished the game and he finished it with the armband on 5days after his latest fuck up and I'm still raging ffs.Like Sid says he's got another selfish fuck up in him,he's probably got more than one that's the sad thing
I feel your pain FG. A few of us posted on here months ago that we fully expected him to majorly fuck something up in the run in through his basic fucking stupidity. It still enrages me that it was THAT easy to predict and yet he's still the first name on the team sheet and still gets the armband if the skipper gets subbed or is not playing.
These are the times we need calm heads, and leaders, and players to put the team ahead of themselves, and Lobotomy Clive offers none of that and never will.
I'm trying to put last Sunday behind me and think "it's a point gained at a tough place where we usually lose" but I can't. It's two points just pissed up the wall because of one fucking moron.
Were stuck with the prick for as long as Artetas hers that's for sure Talk about a blind spot fuck me it beggars belief.I seen his presser after the dippers game and not a mention of that cock leaving us in the shite,even though before the game it would've been..keep the crowd quiet etc.I still can't believe the fucker finished the game and he finished it with the armband on 5days after his latest fuck up and I'm still raging ffs.Like Sid says he's got another selfish fuck up in him,he's probably got more than one that's the sad thing
I feel your pain FG. A few of us posted on here months ago that we fully expected him to majorly fuck something up in the run in through his basic fucking stupidity. It still enrages me that it was THAT easy to predict and yet he's still the first name on the team sheet and still gets the armband if the skipper gets subbed or is not playing.
These are the times we need calm heads, and leaders, and players to put the team ahead of themselves, and Lobotomy Clive offers none of that and never will.
I'm trying to put last Sunday behind me and think "it's a point gained at a tough place where we usually lose" but I can't. It's two points just pissed up the wall because of one fucking moron.
Were stuck with the prick for as long as Artetas hers that's for sure Talk about a blind spot fuck me it beggars belief.I seen his presser after the dippers game and not a mention of that cock leaving us in the shite,even though before the game it would've been..keep the crowd quiet etc.I still can't believe the fucker finished the game and he finished it with the armband on 5days after his latest fuck up and I'm still raging ffs.Like Sid says he's got another selfish fuck up in him,he's probably got more than one that's the sad thing
I feel your pain FG. A few of us posted on here months ago that we fully expected him to majorly fuck something up in the run in through his basic fucking stupidity. It still enrages me that it was THAT easy to predict and yet he's still the first name on the team sheet and still gets the armband if the skipper gets subbed or is not playing.
These are the times we need calm heads, and leaders, and players to put the team ahead of themselves, and Lobotomy Clive offers none of that and never will.
I'm trying to put last Sunday behind me and think "it's a point gained at a tough place where we usually lose" but I can't. It's two points just pissed up the wall because of one fucking moron.
He completes another 90 minutes, absolute fuckbag that he is
Just as well we hooked that complete c.unt Jesus who clearly wasn't trying and kept on this masterful leader until the bitter end.
Why can't the c.unt just stick two fingers up at us all again and get sold for good? Oh yeah, because the modern superfans sing "We've got Granit Xhaka", like its some sort of badge of honour
He completes another 90 minutes, absolute fuckbag that he is
Just as well we hooked that complete c.unt Jesus who clearly wasn't trying and kept on this masterful leader until the bitter end.
Why can't the c.unt just stick two fingers up at us all again and get sold for good? Oh yeah, because the modern superfans sing "We've got Granit Xhaka", like its some sort of badge of honour
We really do have some cringey fuckheads in our fanbase. When I hear that song I'm just embarrassed beyond belief.
He completes another 90 minutes, absolute fuckbag that he is
Just as well we hooked that complete c.unt Jesus who clearly wasn't trying and kept on this masterful leader until the bitter end.
Why can't the c.unt just stick two fingers up at us all again and get sold for good? Oh yeah, because the modern superfans sing "We've got Granit Xhaka", like its some sort of badge of honour
We really do have some cringey fuckheads in our fanbase. When I hear that song I'm just embarrassed beyond belief.
He's a fucking arsepiece What is it with this *word censored* being first on the scene to help up oppo players it's fucking embarrassing There we are in the heat of battle and the Basel Bulge wants to be pals with the opposition..the fucking cock that he is..I despise the *word censored* I really do.
My piss is still boiling since this fucking walking cranial injury fucked the league title away at Anfield.
To say I would not piss on him if he was on fire is an understatement.
Anyway I'd be too busy to take a piss. What with driving around to various petrol stations to fill up at least 5 gerry cans with fuel.
Cùnt.
To be honest, once the c.unt told us all to fuck off and then played Mr Social Media Victim, he was dead to me (he was barely alive to me before that). When the cheeky c.unt gave that bizarre interview after the loss at the Barcodes and questioned the character of all around him, I wish I'd loaded the fucking gun myself and done the job. That lack of self awareness and blame deflection from an arsepiece that got himself sent off in key games and make more mistakes leading to goals than anyone else.
We used to mock Bendtner for his delusional grandeur, but this fuckbag is off the scale
5days after his latest fuck up and I'm still raging ffs.Like Sid says he's got another selfish fuck up in him,he's probably got more than one that's the sad thing 
