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LeftfootlegendGooner wrote:A man hates his wife's cat so much he drives to the next town and dumps it.
When he gets home, it's there.
Next day he drives 50 miles and dumps it.
When he gets home, it's there.
So the next day he drives to the other side of the country and dumps it.
One hour later he rings his wife and asks, "is the cat home?"
"Yes, why?" asks his wife.
"Put the cun.t on," he says, "I'm fucking lost."

DB10GOONER wrote:

DB10GOONER wrote:

LeftfootlegendGooner wrote:A racist Ewok-like Englishman & an Irishman are in the hospital laid side by side in different beds. The racist Ewok-like Englishman looks over at the Irishman and peels away his oxygen mask from his face. The Irishman promptly punched ten shades of shit out of the racist Ewok-like Englishman and then fucked every single woman the racist Ewok-like Englishman knew. All of them. Wife, mother, sisters. Fucked them good, too.

DB10GOONER wrote:

LeftfootlegendGooner wrote:A man hates his wife's cat so much he drives to the next town and dumps it.
When he gets home, it's there.
Next day he drives 50 miles and dumps it.
When he gets home, it's there.
So the next day he drives to the other side of the country and dumps it.
One hour later he rings his wife and asks, "is the cat home?"
"Yes, why?" asks his wife.
"Put the cun.t on," he says, "I'm fucking lost."

Even though I should ban you for being a racist Ewok cúnt, I love that joke!

LeftfootlegendGooner wrote:

DB10GOONER wrote:

LeftfootlegendGooner wrote:A man hates his wife's cat so much he drives to the next town and dumps it.
When he gets home, it's there.
Next day he drives 50 miles and dumps it.
When he gets home, it's there.
So the next day he drives to the other side of the country and dumps it.
One hour later he rings his wife and asks, "is the cat home?"
"Yes, why?" asks his wife.
"Put the cun.t on," he says, "I'm fucking lost."

Even though I should ban you for being a racist Ewok cúnt, I love that joke!

Moi Racist


I even like your kind, you lovely little leprechaun you

DB10GOONER wrote:

LeftfootlegendGooner wrote:

DB10GOONER wrote:

LeftfootlegendGooner wrote:A man hates his wife's cat so much he drives to the next town and dumps it.
When he gets home, it's there.
Next day he drives 50 miles and dumps it.
When he gets home, it's there.
So the next day he drives to the other side of the country and dumps it.
One hour later he rings his wife and asks, "is the cat home?"
"Yes, why?" asks his wife.
"Put the cun.t on," he says, "I'm fucking lost."

Even though I should ban you for being a racist Ewok cúnt, I love that joke!

Moi Racist


I even like your kind, you lovely little leprechaun you

At last!! Peace between us Lepechauns and you Ewoks!! The war is over!!

LeftfootlegendGooner wrote:

DB10GOONER wrote:

LeftfootlegendGooner wrote:

DB10GOONER wrote:

LeftfootlegendGooner wrote:A man hates his wife's cat so much he drives to the next town and dumps it.
When he gets home, it's there.
Next day he drives 50 miles and dumps it.
When he gets home, it's there.
So the next day he drives to the other side of the country and dumps it.
One hour later he rings his wife and asks, "is the cat home?"
"Yes, why?" asks his wife.
"Put the cun.t on," he says, "I'm fucking lost."

Even though I should ban you for being a racist Ewok cúnt, I love that joke!

Moi Racist


I even like your kind, you lovely little leprechaun you

At last!! Peace between us Lepechauns and you Ewoks!! The war is over!!

Yes Peace in our time