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Posted: **Mon Oct 06, 2008 5:59 pm**

A midget pulls a bird in a pub and tells her 'tonight i'm going to give you the best sex you've ever had'. Curious, she goes home with him and before she knows it she's lying on the bed screaming in ecstasy. She says to the midget 'You are amazing' The midget says' thats fuck all love, wait until I get the other leg in!'

Posted: **Mon Oct 06, 2008 6:36 pm**

Posted: **Mon Oct 06, 2008 6:39 pm**

sorry Rebel, I should have posted a response - I read it when you posted it.. and laughed out loud.

Posted: **Mon Oct 06, 2008 6:48 pm**

I don't think people should be posting jokes which could easily offend

Posted: **Mon Oct 06, 2008 6:51 pm**

I think we should be using the term vertically challenged if we need to ridicule peoples height at all!

Posted: **Mon Oct 06, 2008 6:54 pm**

im small wat u trying to say rebel, us short people have small knobs so we have to use our legs......deeply offended

jus kidding but i am short and i found it funny

Posted: **Mon Oct 06, 2008 6:54 pm**

very funny joke

Posted: **Mon Oct 06, 2008 8:29 pm**

ha ha like it

Posted: **Mon Oct 06, 2008 10:11 pm**

Posted: **Tue Oct 07, 2008 10:30 am**

stearmaster wrote:im small wat u trying to say rebel, us short people have small knobs so we have to use our legs......deeply offended

Steary, what height are you, mate?

jus kidding but i am short and i found it funny

Posted: **Tue Oct 07, 2008 10:34 am**

I pulled a deaf and dumb girl last night,
took her back to her place a shagged her all night.
This morning I felt guilty
so I broke her fingers so she couldnt tell anybody.

Posted: **Tue Oct 07, 2008 10:35 am**

stg wrote:I pulled a deaf and dumb girl last night,
took her back to her place a shagged her all night.
This morning I felt guilty
so I broke her fingers so she couldnt tell anybody.

fucking hell!!

Posted: **Tue Oct 07, 2008 10:52 am**

Bit strong aint it!

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