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Posted: Mon Jan 05, 2009 8:09 pm Post subject:

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I once licked a beaver - is that defined as animal cruelty?

lol a hope not or am fucked

Got no problem.

As long as Polar bears are a renewable source, of course.

If not, then you should insist on Koala bear fur. You need more bears per coat. But there are plenty of them. They're easy to catch. And they eat far too many leaves, anyway.

Everyone's a winner.

Failing that, I would suggest Panda bear fur. Because the colours would look great on a duffle coat.

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olgitgooner wrote:Got no problem.

As long as Polar bears are a renewable source, of course.

If not, then you should insist on Koala bear fur. You need more bears per coat. But there are plenty of them. They're easy to catch. And they eat far too many leaves, anyway.

Everyone's a winner.

Failing that, I would suggest Panda bear fur. Because the colours would look great on a duffle coat.

I have a surplus of furred up kettle heating elements, if that is any help?