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Official ADULT joke thread.... (A)
Posted: Thu Feb 12, 2009 10:16 am
by DB10GOONER
I was messaging this girl over the internet recently – we shared a lot of interests, dreams and hopes for the future.
I suggested we meet up, and then she told me she was only 14 years old. I said I didn’t mind too much, and I’d still like to meet her.
In her next message she told me she was an undercover cop!! I was amazed! Imagine being an undercover cop at her age!!!
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Posted: Thu Feb 12, 2009 10:28 am
by SPUDMASHER
ooooooh
get your tin hat ready for that one
Posted: Thu Feb 12, 2009 10:31 am
by 12thGooner
Clever.. I like it.
Posted: Thu Feb 12, 2009 10:31 am
by flash gunner
Posted: Thu Feb 12, 2009 10:37 am
by ds
fucking hilarious mate
Posted: Thu Feb 12, 2009 10:43 am
by Wayno
A Paedophile was walking through the woods with a small boy and it was starting to get dark.
The small boy says to the paedo "I'm scared, it's getting so dark"
To which the paedo replies "You're scared, feel sorry for me as I've gotta walk back alone"
Posted: Thu Feb 12, 2009 10:47 am
by 12thGooner
oooooooooh
Posted: Thu Feb 12, 2009 11:00 am
by SPUDMASHER
Wayno wrote:A Paedophile was walking through the woods with a small boy and it was starting to get dark.
The small boy says to the paedo "I'm scared, it's getting so dark"
To which the paedo replies "You're scared, feel sorry for me as I've gotta walk back alone"
I told that one a while back but refused to put it on here as I thought it was too dodgy. I resorted to telling only those that wanted to know by PM. Trust you to be the one that put it on full display
Posted: Thu Feb 12, 2009 11:12 am
by REB
The wife asked me is there is anything she could do to improve her blow job technique. I told her she should do it more like her sister
Posted: Thu Feb 12, 2009 11:13 am
by SPUDMASHER
REBEL GOONER wrote:The wife asked me is there is anything she could do to improve her blow job technique. I told her she should do it more like her sister
I take it you've also tried the rodeo position then
Posted: Thu Feb 12, 2009 11:22 am
by REB
SPUDMASHER wrote:REBEL GOONER wrote:The wife asked me is there is anything she could do to improve her blow job technique. I told her she should do it more like her sister
I take it you've also tried the rodeo position then
thats a classic
Posted: Thu Feb 12, 2009 11:33 am
by Ted B
Posted: Thu Feb 12, 2009 11:50 am
by REB
was watching my wife and her sister playing bowling on the Wii.
My sister in law asked if I wanted to play.
I said I would like see her box first.
Posted: Thu Feb 12, 2009 2:10 pm
by Ted B
Posted: Thu Feb 12, 2009 2:13 pm
by SPUDMASHER
REBEL GOONER wrote:was watching my wife and her sister playing bowling on the Wii.
My sister in law asked if I wanted to play.
I said I would like see her box first.
I nearly broke my bloody hand playing that. I accidently punched the underneath of the stairs.
