The Gooner Forum

I saw one today with a tax disc on it Do they really have to pay tax for them Driving lessons I could understand because some of those drive em like 'mad old bats out of hell' but charging them tax seems just wrong

i saw one of these scooters outside a newsagent and told my 7 year old nephew it was one of those new children rides you get out side shops and and i gave him 50p and he went and tried to sit on it - i was pissing myself laughing

I'm looking forward to the time when I'm old enough to drive one of these things.

That'll be next week, then.

I will terrorise pedestrians. Lots of them. And any hoodies (or other young kids with bad attitude) will be run over by me. Several times.

I wonder how Wenger went with his appeal for Alex Song to use a mobility scooter on the field?