STATISTICS FOR DB10 THE CIVIL SERVANT

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STATISTICS FOR DB10 THE CIVIL SERVANT

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Statistically, 6 out of 7 dwarves are not happy.




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REBEL GOONER wrote:Statistically, 6 out of 7 dwarves are not happy.




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RG - What's the long and short of these statistics?
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I thought you'd be busy with the nags today Reb? No? Ok, gimme more stats like that one. That was funny but true! :lol:

Also, 10 out of 10 cats can't fucking speak so stop fucking lying about Whiskers you fucking lying advertising rep bastards. 8)







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working at 10.30
really busy the last couple of days , thousands of bets tons of woman coming into the shop :cry:
finish tonite @ 5.30 and then getting pissed 8)
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Heres one for you....

The murder rate per 100,000 in the UK is 2.03

The suicide rate per 100,000 in the UK is 6.8

So youre at more danger from yourself than from anyone else :? Im scared now!!!
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REBEL GOONER wrote:working at 10.30
really busy the last couple of days , thousands of bets tons of woman coming into the shop :cry:
finish tonite @ 5.30 and then getting pissed 8)
Good man! I'm playing footy tomorrow and then piss up after it. 8) Will have to sky+ our game.
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not a stat as such but





Ashley Cole goes to the Doctor and complains that he gets sexually aroused when looking in the mirror. "I'm not surprised," says the Doc, "you're a *word censored*."
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flash gunner wrote:Heres one for you....

The murder rate per 100,000 in the UK is 2.03

The suicide rate per 100,000 in the UK is 6.8

So youre at more danger from yourself than from anyone else :? Im scared now!!!
What does that mean for serial killers??!! :shock:

Chippy?


















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A lot of Blokes have nicknames for their penises, and I was recently given a nickname for mine.

It was by a woman while she was giving me a blowjob.

She named it the Inhaler , at least that's what I thought.

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DB10GOONER wrote:
flash gunner wrote:Heres one for you....

The murder rate per 100,000 in the UK is 2.03

The suicide rate per 100,000 in the UK is 6.8

So youre at more danger from yourself than from anyone else :? Im scared now!!!
What does that mean for serial killers??!! :shock:

Chippy?






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Apparently it was Chippy that took it over the 2 mark. Before he started going to Bristol on "business trips" it was 1.97

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statisticly Lightning strikes about 6,000 times per minute on this planet!

and did you know that The moon is moving away at a tiny, although measurable distance from the earth every year.

So what will happen when it is no longer near enough to effect the tides?
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Statistically most things posted on the online gooner forum are 99%....... :wink:
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stg wrote:statisticly Lightning strikes about 6,000 times per minute on this planet!

and did you know that The moon is moving away at a tiny, although measurable distance from the earth every year.

So what will happen when it is no longer near enough to effect the tides?
Probably start using Vanessa Feltz :D
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Sorry forgot one

In a study statistics show that women get 20% more sexualy aroused by pornographic images than men(mesured by brain neurons) but 95% of thoses women denied that they were sexualy aroused by those images!!!!!!!!
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flash gunner wrote:Heres one for you....

The murder rate per 100,000 in the UK is 2.03

The suicide rate per 100,000 in the UK is 6.8

So youre at more danger from yourself than from anyone else :? Im scared now!!!
You should be, I've heard all about you :lol: :lol:
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