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True Story

Posted: Sun Apr 12, 2009 10:09 am
by Tcross
I ended up with an older woman at a club the other night.
She looked pretty good for around 60 years old.
In fact she wasn't too bad at all and I found myself thinking that she probably had a really hot daughter.

We drank a bit (Well more than a bit) then had a snuggle, and she asked me if I'd ever had a "Sportsman's Double?" " What's that?" I asked.
"It's a Mother and Daughter threesome" she said.
"Oh!" I said-as my mind began to embrace the idea, "No, I haven't" And wondered what this daughter of hers might look like.
We drank a bit more, then she says with a wink - that tonight was "My Lucky night".
I went back with her to her place and walked in.
She put on the hall light and shouted upstairs

"Mum are you still awake?" I have never ran so fast in my life.

Posted: Sun Apr 12, 2009 10:18 am
by REB
:duh:

Posted: Sun Apr 12, 2009 10:19 am
by Tcross
I was in bed with an Essex girl a few years ago and i called her a slapper, she got a bit odd and told me to get out of the bed right now, and to take my mates with me :lol:

Posted: Sun Apr 12, 2009 12:12 pm
by olgitgooner
A good start to your forum career, Tcross :D

Welcome aboard. :barscarf:

Posted: Sun Apr 12, 2009 2:04 pm
by ian ure
whats wrong with essex girls :?:

Posted: Sun Apr 12, 2009 4:04 pm
by mrgnu1958
:D :D