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I just knew our Irish friends would like this....

Not sure I agree with the voting on this.

Look at that last picture carefully. Dopey bollox is holding her hand and in his other hand he is carrying some of the beer himself.

Now, if he was English he would have stopped holding her hand and then pointed out that she had a hand free and should carry the rest of the fucking beer herself. Lazy bitch!

As usual, England wins :finger:

SPUDMASHER wrote:Not sure I agree with the voting on this.

Look at that last picture carefully. Dopey bollox is holding her hand and in his other hand he is carrying some of the beer himself.

Now, if he was English he would have stopped holding her hand and then pointed out that she had a hand free and should carry the rest of the fucking beer herself. Lazy bitch!

As usual, England wins :finger:

Spuddy, the above summary is 'king brilliant.....

I thank you kind sir and await the paddies tantrums

SPUDMASHER wrote:I thank you kind sir and await the paddies tantrums

Yes, light the blue touch paper and step back..

english beer been so light it could carry itself

REBEL GOONER wrote:english beer been so light it could carry itself

REBEL GOONER wrote:english beer been so light it could carry itself

I think you're confusing us with the Yanks.

Nothing light about a good pint of mild. English Beers are the best int eh world. It's all that cheap shitty imported crap that isn't worth a *****.

Excluding Guinness

REBEL GOONER wrote:english beer been so light it could carry itself

Oh we have a winner there! Step forward the REBELGOONER, sir!!

English beer;

"Eh oop, dus thar fancy t'pint of warm salty piss our lad?"

BEER IS MEANT TO BE COLD!!!!

DB10GOONER wrote:

REBEL GOONER wrote:english beer been so light it could carry itself

Oh we have a winner there! Step forward the REBELGOONER, sir!!

English beer;

"Eh oop, dus thar fancy t'pint of warm salty piss our lad?"

BEER IS MEANT TO BE COLD!!!!

Erm......Heathen!

Beer is supposed to be room temperature. Piss lager should be served cold.

REBEL GOONER wrote:english beer been so light it could carry itself

I happen to remember it doing a good job on you not so long ago!!!

SPUDMASHER wrote:

DB10GOONER wrote:

REBEL GOONER wrote:english beer been so light it could carry itself

Oh we have a winner there! Step forward the REBELGOONER, sir!!

English beer;

"Eh oop, dus thar fancy t'pint of warm salty piss our lad?"

BEER IS MEANT TO BE COLD!!!!

Erm......Heathen!

Beer is supposed to be room temperature. Piss lager should be served cold.

Philistine!

The only country in the world that serves tepid beer is England. CAMRA haven't got a fucking clue - a crowd of fat old wankers desperately clinging onto Little England by the medium of drinking warm piss. And your average sheep believes every word they say

Beer (lager being kiddie ***** that should be served ICE cold) should be cold. Try a pint of Bass, Smithwicks or Caffreys cold and come back to me. yumma yumma.

classic frank