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McD42.....

I actually have a story about teeth, I was about 10-11 at the time and had to have a few teeth extracted, at the London hospital in Whitechapel.

One of the teeth was so decayed that the nurse couldn't get the pulling implement onto the tooth properly, it kept slipping off, and I was being thrown about in the chair whilst she was doing this.

Anyway, and here's the plus side, 3 other nurses had to hold me down, whilst the 4th nurse got a better purchase on the aforementioned tooth. (It was great, I think that was one of the first ever proper erection that I obtained)

All I could hear at the time was the sound of the tooth being yanked this way and that (a bit like pulling a nail out of a bit of wood with the claw of a hammer)

franksav63 wrote:McD42.....

I actually have a story about teeth, I was about 10-11 at the time and had to have a few teeth extracted, at the London hospital in Whitechapel.

One of the teeth was so decayed that the nurse couldn't get the pulling implement onto the tooth properly, it kept slipping off, and I was being thrown about in the chair whilst she was doing this.

Anyway, and here's the plus side, 3 other nurses had to hold me down, whilst the 4th nurse got a better purchase on the aforementioned tooth. (It was great, I think that was one of the first ever proper erection that I obtained)

All I could hear at the time was the sound of the tooth being yanked this way and that (a bit like pulling a nail out of a bit of wood with the claw of a hammer)

Are these nurses still alive i have bad teeth that i need help with.

mcdowell42 wrote:

franksav63 wrote:McD42.....

I actually have a story about teeth, I was about 10-11 at the time and had to have a few teeth extracted, at the London hospital in Whitechapel.

One of the teeth was so decayed that the nurse couldn't get the pulling implement onto the tooth properly, it kept slipping off, and I was being thrown about in the chair whilst she was doing this.

Anyway, and here's the plus side, 3 other nurses had to hold me down, whilst the 4th nurse got a better purchase on the aforementioned tooth. (It was great, I think that was one of the first ever proper erection that I obtained)

All I could hear at the time was the sound of the tooth being yanked this way and that (a bit like pulling a nail out of a bit of wood with the claw of a hammer)

Are these nurses still alive i have bad teeth that i need help with.

They were mighty tasty back then but it was 30 odd years ago, so let's say they were 20 back then, I think they're probably got their free bus pass by now, but hey, what ever floats ya boat...

franksav63 wrote:

mcdowell42 wrote:

franksav63 wrote:McD42.....

I actually have a story about teeth, I was about 10-11 at the time and had to have a few teeth extracted, at the London hospital in Whitechapel.

One of the teeth was so decayed that the nurse couldn't get the pulling implement onto the tooth properly, it kept slipping off, and I was being thrown about in the chair whilst she was doing this.

Anyway, and here's the plus side, 3 other nurses had to hold me down, whilst the 4th nurse got a better purchase on the aforementioned tooth. (It was great, I think that was one of the first ever proper erection that I obtained)

All I could hear at the time was the sound of the tooth being yanked this way and that (a bit like pulling a nail out of a bit of wood with the claw of a hammer)

Are these nurses still alive i have bad teeth that i need help with.

They were mighty tasty back then but it was 30 odd years ago, so let's say they were 20 back then, I think they're probably got their free bus pass by now, but hey, what ever floats ya boat...

Every hole is a goal

mcdowell42 wrote:

franksav63 wrote:

mcdowell42 wrote:

franksav63 wrote:McD42.....

I actually have a story about teeth, I was about 10-11 at the time and had to have a few teeth extracted, at the London hospital in Whitechapel.

One of the teeth was so decayed that the nurse couldn't get the pulling implement onto the tooth properly, it kept slipping off, and I was being thrown about in the chair whilst she was doing this.

Anyway, and here's the plus side, 3 other nurses had to hold me down, whilst the 4th nurse got a better purchase on the aforementioned tooth. (It was great, I think that was one of the first ever proper erection that I obtained)

All I could hear at the time was the sound of the tooth being yanked this way and that (a bit like pulling a nail out of a bit of wood with the claw of a hammer)

Are these nurses still alive i have bad teeth that i need help with.

They were mighty tasty back then but it was 30 odd years ago, so let's say they were 20 back then, I think they're probably got their free bus pass by now, but hey, what ever floats ya boat...

Every hole is a goal

It is indeed... and was that an intentional pun about holes on a teeth thread? If so, brilliant...

franksav63 wrote:

mcdowell42 wrote:

franksav63 wrote:

mcdowell42 wrote:

franksav63 wrote:McD42.....

I actually have a story about teeth, I was about 10-11 at the time and had to have a few teeth extracted, at the London hospital in Whitechapel.

One of the teeth was so decayed that the nurse couldn't get the pulling implement onto the tooth properly, it kept slipping off, and I was being thrown about in the chair whilst she was doing this.

Anyway, and here's the plus side, 3 other nurses had to hold me down, whilst the 4th nurse got a better purchase on the aforementioned tooth. (It was great, I think that was one of the first ever proper erection that I obtained)

All I could hear at the time was the sound of the tooth being yanked this way and that (a bit like pulling a nail out of a bit of wood with the claw of a hammer)

Are these nurses still alive i have bad teeth that i need help with.

They were mighty tasty back then but it was 30 odd years ago, so let's say they were 20 back then, I think they're probably got their free bus pass by now, but hey, what ever floats ya boat...

Every hole is a goal

It is indeed... and was that an intentional pun about holes on a teeth thread? If so, brilliant...

Of course

Class...

The Tooth, the Whole Tooth and Nothing but the Tooth..

AAaaaaarrrrrrrrrrrghhhhhhhhhhhhhh fa feck's sake.....the gaping holeleft by last weeks extractionnis still fecking hurting....lots of swilling out with warm salt water etc....have had to eat soft mashy food since then and I'm dying for a BLT or sausage and chips with lots of red sauce .....I'm losing weight with every fecking hour that passes...

OneBardGooner wrote:The Tooth, the Whole Tooth and Nothing but the Tooth..

AAaaaaarrrrrrrrrrrghhhhhhhhhhhhhh fa feck's sake.....the gaping holeleft by last weeks extractionnis still fecking hurting....lots of swilling out with warm salt water etc....have had to eat soft mashy food since then and I'm dying for a BLT or sausage and chips with lots of red sauce .....I'm losing weight with every fecking hour that passes...

Watch out if your buttering the bread for your blt make sure its soft and easier to spread or else your in for lots of posts on how to solve the problem of butter thats supposed to be softer and easier to spread like it says on the packet when its not softer and easier to spread.

Aaaaw Feck it just gimme the bacon!