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Skins

Posted: Thu Jul 23, 2009 9:45 am
by Swale_Gooner1985
Has anyone ever seen this program on Channel 4...I watched it for the first time last night...what a complete load of dross!

Here are the highlights for anyone who doesnt know what its all about

Some girls boyfriend was deported back to the democratic republic of congo after she had been going out with him for 3 days

Harry Enfield then appeared in a kitchen with his wife and kids, only for David Badiel to knock at the door and get off with his wife, who was consequently thrown out

Then these teenage girls all went to a pyjama party and made brownies with drugs in

The party turned into a rave which involved lots of fighting, crying and the Bristol City reserves turning up and gate crashing

Some lad climbed in through the window and hid in a wardbrobe, and got locked in, the girl who let him out then jumped in with him and shagged him

They fell through the wall and ended up next door where they found a dvd of the neighbours shagging

Then once everyone had gone home this same bloke emerged from upstairs, had a game of twister with the one girl left, then shagged her too, which was the same girl whos boyfriend was deported

I wouldnt have been surprised if David Guest had turned up and bought some magic beans from Paul Daniels which he ate, making a tree grow out of his arse, which Right said fred all climbed and entered a parallel universe where David Van Day and Timmy Mallet ruled the world.

So for anyone who is interested in the above storyline you can probably catch up with it on the channel 4 website? :barscarf: [/list]

Posted: Thu Jul 23, 2009 9:46 am
by Mikegooner87i
fucking hell you are bored.

Send it to the basment!

Posted: Thu Jul 23, 2009 9:47 am
by GunnerDude
Basement?

Posted: Thu Jul 23, 2009 9:51 am
by Bendtners Drinking Buddy
DVD! What a boy!

Posted: Thu Jul 23, 2009 11:12 am
by Number 5
Does that not happen in your school Swale?

Re: Skins

Posted: Thu Jul 23, 2009 2:44 pm
by DB10GOONER
Swale_Gooner1985 wrote:
I wouldnt have been surprised if David Guest had turned up and bought some magic beans from Paul Daniels which he ate, making a tree grow out of his arse, which Right said fred all climbed and entered a parallel universe where David Van Day and Timmy Mallet ruled the world.
I think you may have just written an episode for them there! :lol:

Re: Skins

Posted: Thu Jul 23, 2009 2:53 pm
by flash gunner
Swale_Gooner1985 wrote:I wouldnt have been surprised if David Guest had turned up and bought some magic beans from Paul Daniels which he ate, making a tree grow out of his arse, which Right said fred all climbed and entered a parallel universe where David Van Day and Timmy Mallet rule the world
The episode after this one Arsenal win the league with Song and Denilson as the midfield partnership :wink:

Re: Skins

Posted: Thu Jul 23, 2009 3:12 pm
by Swale_Gooner1985
flash gunner wrote:
Swale_Gooner1985 wrote:I wouldnt have been surprised if David Guest had turned up and bought some magic beans from Paul Daniels which he ate, making a tree grow out of his arse, which Right said fred all climbed and entered a parallel universe where David Van Day and Timmy Mallet rule the world
The episode after this one Arsenal win the league with Song and Denilson as the midfield partnership :wink:
No, you are confusing that with the end of season DVD 09/10 :barscarf:

Posted: Thu Jul 23, 2009 4:17 pm
by Pal Lydersen
load of *****

Posted: Thu Jul 23, 2009 4:48 pm
by xDAVEYx
the hot one is only 17 so all you old bastards should feel ashamed for looking at her like that :lol:

(im only 22, so its ok for me)

but yeah, its trash

Posted: Thu Jul 23, 2009 8:04 pm
by greatgooner
Thanks for that Swale, that's five minutes of my life i will never get back :banghead: :lol:

Posted: Fri Jul 24, 2009 12:25 am
by n7gooner
Skins is unrealistic Inbetweeners is a much better show.

I would love 2 :sex2: her (don't worry i am only 17 :barscarf: )

Posted: Fri Jul 24, 2009 10:08 am
by Captain Fabregas
Skins is good you bunch of old cúnts

Inbetweeners is the best though

:D

Posted: Fri Jul 31, 2009 6:16 pm
by OneBardGooner
Neil Young

http://www.bbc.co.uk/iplayer/episode/b0 ... Be_Denied/

on BBCiPlayer :wink: Feckin' Brilliant!!! :teeth:

Posted: Sat Aug 01, 2009 10:46 am
by Chippy
OneBardGooner wrote:Neil Young

http://www.bbc.co.uk/iplayer/episode/b0 ... Be_Denied/

on BBCiPlayer :wink: Feckin' Brilliant!!! :teeth:
:? :? :? :? :? :? What was the point of posting this in a thread about Skins? especially as it doesn't work!