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TEXTS FROM LAST NIGHT
Posted: Sun Aug 09, 2009 5:55 pm
by REB
http://www.textsfromlastnight.com/worst-nights/
random example
(404): Can I crash on your couch? I just came home to find my wife giving two guys blowjobs.
(1-404): Two?
(404): Two.
will stick it in the basement tomorrow chippy
have a read of them, fucking hilarious
Posted: Sun Aug 09, 2009 6:01 pm
by xDAVEYx
(216): Where the fuck is Rob at, he hasnt answered his phone in like 2 weeks.
(440): Dude Rob died 2 weeks ago wtf?
(216): Holy shit r u serious? How?
(440): Just kidding, but im pretty sure he boned your gf and doesnt want to talk to you.
Posted: Sun Aug 09, 2009 6:05 pm
by REB
415): if i get an abortion, then will you go out with me?
Posted: Sun Aug 09, 2009 6:06 pm
by xDAVEYx
naaaaah ckick the 'best nights' LOL
(813): I'm fucking your sister right now.
(1-813): You motherfucker
(813): She's next.
Posted: Sun Aug 09, 2009 6:15 pm
by REB
(678): I have said "that's the wrong hole" for the last time.
im going to reading this site all night
Posted: Sun Aug 09, 2009 6:18 pm
by xDAVEYx
(972): I am officially superior to you. I said "Go Go Gadget Dick" before I fucked her. I dare you to beat that.
winner
Posted: Sun Aug 09, 2009 6:22 pm
by xDAVEYx
(215): After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
(610): I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
Posted: Sun Aug 09, 2009 6:29 pm
by REB
(510): I woke up to him trying to put his dick in my mouth. When I asked him what he was doing he said he was trying to make me stop snoring...
must have been spudmasher
Posted: Sun Aug 09, 2009 8:15 pm
by franksav63
Reb, a brilliant find this , strange, but I could have sent and received some of these....
Posted: Sun Aug 09, 2009 8:28 pm
by REB
franksav63 wrote:Reb, a brilliant find this , strange, but I could have sent and received some of these....
saw it on another site so thought it would go down well on here
Posted: Sun Aug 09, 2009 8:29 pm
by franksav63
Reb, that isn't a quote from the text site is it?
Posted: Sun Aug 09, 2009 8:32 pm
by REB
franksav63 wrote:Reb, that isn't a quote from the text site is it?
Posted: Sun Aug 09, 2009 8:59 pm
by afc-bob
(253): is there any particular reason you took a shit in a zip lock bag and left it in my refrigerator?
Posted: Sun Aug 09, 2009 9:05 pm
by olgitgooner
Excellent stuff, there!
I've added the site to my favourites list.
And will be introducing my workmates to it.
Good find, Reb.
Posted: Sun Aug 09, 2009 9:19 pm
by ds
I was seeing 2 blokes and had a party to go to and I sent a text to what I thought was a mate. Saying;.......
'Think I'll invite G..... and if he cant go I'll invite S.....'
Got a reply saying;
'This is G...... I suggest you try S...... '
Needless to say I never saw G...... anymore
