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I've just had my shortest haircut for about 12 years and discovered....




















that I'm a bald bastard.... (just thought I'd share that with you lads and lasses)

I kind of assumed you were a bald bastard, Frank!

I guess I just assumed you were the spitting image of your son in your avatar but about 50yrs older!

Nice one, g88ner, I just covered quite well, now I look like a tennis ball that's been hammered for 5 sets without being changed....

Oh well, it must be a mid-life crisis, coz I got an Arsenal tattoo done yesterday, I've got a picture of it, but can't find the cable to connect my camera to the laptop (must be going blind also) it's the old style cannon, pointing the correct way (to the left) I'll post it up here when I can find the bastard cable...

Welcome to the thinning on top brigade Frank!!

Watch out for sunburn on the top it feckin' hurts!

Will do mate, I knew it was happening, but..... Oh well... it saves money on shampoo, conditioner, gel and making contributions on the ''what's the difference between shampoo and conditioner'' thread...

Personally, I'm delighted that I am now "thin on top".

The reason I'm delighted is that it's taken me 58 years to get to this stage!

My Dad was bald before he was forty. AND he used to have a Bobby Charlton style! He's been dead for over twenty years. I still miss the old sod.

franksav63 wrote:Will do mate, I knew it was happening, but..... Oh well... it saves money on shampoo, conditioner, gel and making contributions on the ''what's the difference between shampoo and conditioner'' thread...

Thing is the 666 tattoo I had on my head when I was 17 is now visible

franksav63 wrote:Will do mate, I knew it was happening, but..... Oh well... it saves money on shampoo, conditioner, gel and making contributions on the ''what's the difference between shampoo and conditioner'' thread...

Mmmmmm what is the difference

OneBardGooner wrote:

franksav63 wrote:Will do mate, I knew it was happening, but..... Oh well... it saves money on shampoo, conditioner, gel and making contributions on the ''what's the difference between shampoo and conditioner'' thread...

Thing is the 666 tattoo I had on my head when I was 17 is now visible

Bloody hell...... time for laser treatment mate.....

Mmmmmm what is the difference


one makes yer pubes 'springy & soft' the other makes em dangle like wet spagetti

franksav63 wrote:

OneBardGooner wrote:

franksav63 wrote:Will do mate, I knew it was happening, but..... Oh well... it saves money on shampoo, conditioner, gel and making contributions on the ''what's the difference between shampoo and conditioner'' thread...

Thing is the 666 tattoo I had on my head when I was 17 is now visible

Bloody hell...... time for laser treatment mate.....

yeah I would but mr OBG senior (aka: satan said NO!)

SPUDMASHER wrote:

franksav63 wrote:Will do mate, I knew it was happening, but..... Oh well... it saves money on shampoo, conditioner, gel and making contributions on the ''what's the difference between shampoo and conditioner'' thread...

Mmmmmm what is the difference

Fuck knows, Spuddy, I've binned my lot as they're of no use to me now...

OneBardGooner wrote:one makes yer pubes 'springy & soft' the other makes em dangle like wet spagetti

I thought pubes were a thing of the past

Doesn't EVERYONE shave, these days?????

olgitgooner wrote:Personally, I'm delighted that I am now "thin on top".

The reason I'm delighted is that it's taken me 58 years to get to this stage!

My Dad was bald before he was forty. AND he used to have a Bobby Charlton style! He's been dead for over twenty years. I still miss the old sod.

yeah Olgit I know the feeling of 'Pride' with which you speak - 58 years of lots of drinking and, and and...well......Drinking!

olgitgooner wrote:

OneBardGooner wrote:one makes yer pubes 'springy & soft' the other makes em dangle like wet spagetti

I thought pubes were a thing of the past

Doesn't EVERYONE shave, these days?????

There's NO WAY a razor (safety or otherwise) is going anywhere near my Veg & meat!