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Ive got an empty from sunday!!!!!!
Posted: Fri Sep 04, 2009 10:14 am
by mrgnu1958
The lovely scotty is off to vegas.
Suggestions of how i should entertain myself please.
Re: Ive got an empty from sunday!!!!!!
Posted: Fri Sep 04, 2009 10:14 am
by DB10GOONER
mrgnu1958 wrote:The lovely scotty is off to vegas.
Suggestions of how i should entertain myself please.
Drinking is fun.
Posted: Fri Sep 04, 2009 10:16 am
by franksav63
Ditch the satnav and learn the knowledge...
Posted: Fri Sep 04, 2009 10:19 am
by digger
Set yourself a 24 hour window and see how many times you can crack one out in a day. Drygasms don't count btw.
My record is 9, a very strict routine of sleep/*****/eat protein rich food*/sleep/repeat....
*you could probably just lick your own hand
Posted: Fri Sep 04, 2009 10:20 am
by DB10GOONER
digger wrote:Set yourself a 24 hour window and see how many times you can crack one out in a day. Drygasms don't count btw.
My record is 9, a very strict routine of sleep/*****/eat protein rich food*/sleep/repeat....
*you could probably just lick your own hand
First time ever on here - TOO MUCH DETAIL!!!!
Posted: Fri Sep 04, 2009 10:23 am
by franksav63
digger wrote:Set yourself a 24 hour window and see how many times you can crack one out in a day. Drygasms don't count btw.
My record is 9, a very strict routine of sleep/*****/eat protein rich food*/sleep/repeat....
*you could probably just lick your own hand
9!
Is that all?? Huh...
Posted: Fri Sep 04, 2009 10:23 am
by Percy Dalton
How about learning your way around London?
Posted: Fri Sep 04, 2009 10:25 am
by rodders999
The First Annual Gooner Forum Swingers Party
Posted: Fri Sep 04, 2009 10:29 am
by NBM
digger wrote:Set yourself a 24 hour window and see how many times you can crack one out in a day. Drygasms don't count btw.
My record is 9, a very strict routine of sleep/*****/eat protein rich food*/sleep/repeat....
*you could probably just lick your own hand
What
The
Fuck??
Posted: Fri Sep 04, 2009 10:31 am
by Percy Dalton
I hope Tom doesn't do that when he has a poo *****!
Posted: Fri Sep 04, 2009 10:32 am
by digger
Ok, I haven't tried it, but I reckon I could do 9...
Posted: Fri Sep 04, 2009 10:35 am
by DB10GOONER
digger wrote:Ok, I haven't tried it, but I reckon I could do 9...
Lick your hand 9 times after poo wanks???!!!
FOR THE LOVE OF GOD MAN - GET HELP!!
Posted: Fri Sep 04, 2009 10:37 am
by franksav63
digger wrote:Ok, I haven't tried it, but I reckon I could do 9...
I'm at 8 already....
Posted: Fri Sep 04, 2009 10:38 am
by SamiS
FOR THE LOVE OF FUCK
CAN SOME MOD BASEMENT THIS OR ARE YOU ALL TOO FUCKING INCOMPETENT, WHY DO I HAVE TO READ THIS SHIT :p
but seriously theres so many threads out now that should be sent to the basement including this!
can some mod get basementing!
Posted: Fri Sep 04, 2009 10:39 am
by Percy Dalton
I've just been sacked!
Apparently it is not the done thing to try and break this record at my desk!