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Posted: **Mon Sep 14, 2009 3:50 am**

You seen the birds in the place??????????????

Posted: **Mon Sep 14, 2009 9:34 am**

mrgnu1958 wrote:You seen the birds in the place??????????????

oh yeah even the dingle fire out some fine ldies

Posted: **Mon Sep 14, 2009 2:02 pm**

More action there than all of london!!!

Posted: **Mon Sep 14, 2009 4:36 pm**

you could be the village idiot mate

Posted: **Mon Sep 14, 2009 6:02 pm**

My youngest daughter lives in a place like Emerdale. Also in Yorkshire.

Only one pub in the village (my first wife owns it). No shops. No post office. Nothing.

It's a fucking boring place. And most of the local girls do NOT look like the lovelies that you see in Emerdale or Hollyoaks.

And it's about 300 miles from the Grove.

Think again, mrgnu!

Posted: **Mon Sep 14, 2009 6:17 pm**

olgitgooner wrote:My youngest daughter lives in a place like Emerdale. Also in Yorkshire.

Only one pub in the village (my first wife owns it). No shops. No post office. Nothing.

It's a fucking boring place. And most of the local girls do NOT look like the lovelies that you see in Emerdale or Hollyoaks.

And it's about 300 miles from the Grove.

Think again, mrgnu!

WHAT!!!????????????????????

You had a wife who """OWNED""" a pub, (one of those places that stocks and sells BEER!) and you let her get away!!????

Posted: **Wed Sep 16, 2009 9:22 pm**

Nah. My ex-wife bought the pub AFTER we split up.

She's got a freehold pub. Seven bedrooms. Two bars. And a restaurant.

Divorces are expensive. Try to avoid them.

Posted: **Thu Sep 17, 2009 11:58 am**

just read the sign

ANVIL ARMS

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