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An Irish emergency operator received a call from a local man:-

"Please, you've got to help me!"


"What's happened Sir?"

"Me shotguns gone off and I think I've accidentally killed my wife!"

"Okay Sir, before we go any further can you make sure she is definitely dead"


***BANG***

"Okay, I've done that, what next?"

SPUDMASHER wrote:An Irish emergency operator received a call from a local man:-

"Please, you've got to help me!"

"What's happened Sir?"

"Me shotguns gone off and I think I've accidentally killed my wife!"

"Okay Sir, before we go any further can you make sure she is definitely dead"


***BANG***

"Okay, I've done that, what next?"

The version I heard was;

An Irish emergency operator received a call from a local man:-

"Please, you've got to help me!"

"What's happened Sir?"

"Me shotguns gone off and I've killed this mouthy English crunt!"



True story.

aren't all the English mouthy crunts

1966 blah blah blah
at least us celts know what we are and not a bastrdised race of normans,saxons,vikings bretons etc etc

and what about the greeks and germans they call there royal family and then they give billions of pounds to keep them afloat

and what about the greeks and germans they call there royal family and then they give billions of pounds to keep them afloat Rolling Eyes.

Not to mention the rest of the european Union.

potter wrote:and what about the greeks and germans they call there royal family and then they give billions of pounds to keep them afloat Rolling Eyes.

Not to mention the rest of the european Union.

Nice one, Potter.

No more pot holes on Irish roads. They've even got motorways these days.

REBEL GOONER wrote:aren't all the English mouthy crunts

1966 blah blah blah
at least us celts know what we are and not a bastrdised race of normans,saxons,vikings bretons etc etc

As a rule of thumb, if you are blood type "O", you are of celtic stock.

If you are blood type "A", you are descended from "Germanic" stock. You know, Normans, Vikings, Angles,Saxons, Jutes.

The Romans complicated things a bit. They shagged even more wenches from England than DB10.

So. Hands up all you Oirish lads who have type "A" blood in their veins.

REBEL GOONER wrote:aren't all the English mouthy crunts

1966 blah blah blah
at least us celts know what we are and not a bastrdised race of normans,saxons,vikings bretons etc etc

and what about the greeks and germans they call there royal family and then they give billions of pounds to keep them afloat

fekin hell this from a sudsidised race off us fekin inbreds

I thought that might get a response

What about the geezer who was half Irish and half Scottish.

He desperately wanted a pint......




but he couldn't bring himself to buy one.

LeftfootlegendGooner wrote:

REBEL GOONER wrote:aren't all the English mouthy crunts

1966 blah blah blah
at least us celts know what we are and not a bastrdised race of normans,saxons,vikings bretons etc etc

and what about the greeks and germans they call there royal family and then they give billions of pounds to keep them afloat

fekin hell this from a sudsidised race off us fekin inbreds

any chance you could post that in the queens english please

I just received a text that just said... N G A B























Sorry but that's BANG out of order

REBEL GOONER wrote:

LeftfootlegendGooner wrote:

REBEL GOONER wrote:aren't all the English mouthy crunts

1966 blah blah blah
at least us celts know what we are and not a bastrdised race of normans,saxons,vikings bretons etc etc

and what about the greeks and germans they call there royal family and then they give billions of pounds to keep them afloat

fekin hell this from a sudsidised race off us fekin inbreds

any chance you could post that in the queens english please

Fine shot Rebel!

Nothing funnier than when someone gets mouthy but fucks it up...