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My first job was working in an orange juice factory, but I got canned, I couldn't concentrate.

Then I worked in the woods as a lumberjack, but I just couldn't hack it, so they gave me the axe.

After that I tried to be a tailor, but I just wasn't suited for it. Mainly because it was a so-so job.

Next I tried working in a muffler factory but that was exhausting.

I wanted to be a barber, but I just couldn't cut it.



Then I tried to be a chef--figured it would add a little spice to my life but I just didn't have the thyme.

Finally, I attempted to be a deli worker, but any way I sliced it, I couldn't cut the mustard.

My best job was being a musician, but eventually I found I wasn't noteworthy.

I studied a long time to become a doctor, but I didn't have any patients.

Next was a job in a shoe factory; I tried but I just didn't fit in.

I became a professional fisherman, but discovered that I couldn't live on my net income.

Thought about becoming a witch, so I tried that for a spell.

I managed to get a good job working for a pool maintenance company, but the work was just too draining.

I got a job at a zoo feeding giraffes but I was fired because I wasn't up to it.

So then I got a job in a gymnasium (work-out-center), but they said I wasn't fit for the job.

Next, I found being an electrician interesting, but the work was shocking.

After many years of trying to find steady work I finally got a job as a historian until I realized there was no future in it.

My last job was working at Starbucks, but I had to quit because it was always the same old grind.

I don't suffer from insanity, I enjoy every minute of it.

Some people are alive only because it's illegal to kill them.

corkbarry wrote: Some people are alive only because it's illegal to kill them.

that bit was funny

I haven't had many jobs. My career path has been ok.

But I used to worry a lot.

I worried about.....

constipation....now I just don't give a shit,

impotency....now I just don't give a fuck,

the Planet of the Apes....don't give a monkey's,

masturbation....don't give a toss,

etc, etc, etc

I used to work on a production line in a chocolate factory, and my job was to put the chocolates in the box... so technically, I used to be a fudge packer. In the end I quit, because I found it a pain in the arse

Well CB that was some work of art your cv must be a tale to tell.

My favourite ever job ive ever had was a fitter in a tampax factory

BIG RADDY wrote: My favourite ever job ive ever had was a fitter in a tampax factory

Bloody hell.... literally!

How about a hooker who just couldn't be fucked?

My first job at the age of 15 was a checkout chick!
I worked in portugal as a holiday rep for a while but now i'm back in retail as a manager.

I was a guitarist in Kajagoogoo

Percy Dalton wrote:I was a guitarist in Kajagoogoo

You're the only one who would take the job.






They were paying peanuts.