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Posted: **Mon Nov 02, 2009 9:22 pm**

Non? not even Sherk the 2nd jokes?

Posted: **Mon Nov 02, 2009 9:32 pm**

What the hell is Sherk? I know Shrek but Sherk... Sorry, you've lost me

Posted: **Mon Nov 02, 2009 9:41 pm**

what happens when you type fast

Posted: **Mon Nov 02, 2009 10:23 pm**

Lucky for the kid they didn`t choose those names the other way round......

Posted: **Mon Nov 02, 2009 10:40 pm**

With a lucrative exclusive deal already signed with OK magazine, the Rooneys had been hoping to keep the birth of their baby boy a secret.

The game was up however when Prince Charming, Donkey and the Gingerbread man were seen entering the hospital with flowers.

Posted: **Mon Nov 02, 2009 11:33 pm**

pixie wrote:Lucky for the kid they didn`t choose those names the other way round......

I'm amazed at a nice girl like you thinking that one up

Posted: **Tue Nov 03, 2009 2:46 am**

The shrek sprog may grow up rich, but seeing as it was fathered by one ugly Fecker - and it's mother is anything but a looker there's a very good chance it'll be BUTTF*CK UGLY

Posted: **Tue Nov 03, 2009 1:45 pm**

http://newsarse.com/2009/11/03/kai-roon ... womb-time/

worth a little look.

Made me chuckle, especially the Ikea bit

Posted: **Tue Nov 03, 2009 2:00 pm**

The unusual name given to the newborn son of Wayne Rooney was picked by the Manchester United striker's wife Coleen. Kai, the 68th most popular name for baby boys in the UK, has several different meanings around the world. In Burma it means unbreakable, in Nigeria it can mean love, in Japan it translates as the ocean and in Chinese Mandarin it means victory. In ancient Persian it means Great King and in Scandinavia it can mean keeper of the keys.
It also can be interpreted as Lead stealing scouse little B*stard with too much hair on his neck and back!
Full story: The Sun

http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/ne ... d-Kai.html

Posted: **Tue Nov 03, 2009 2:00 pm**

SPUDMASHER wrote:http://newsarse.com/2009/11/03/kai-roon ... womb-time/

worth a little look.

Made me chuckle, especially the Ikea bit

Posted: **Tue Nov 03, 2009 2:29 pm**

OneBardGooner wrote:The unusual name given to the newborn son of Wayne Rooney was picked by the Manchester United striker's wife Coleen. Kai, the 68th most popular name for baby boys in the UK, has several different meanings around the world. In Burma it means unbreakable, in Nigeria it can mean love, in Japan it translates as the ocean and in Chinese Mandarin it means victory. In ancient Persian it means Great King and in Scandinavia it can mean keeper of the keys.
It also can be interpreted as Lead stealing scouse little B*stard with too much hair on his neck and back!
Full story: The Sun

http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/ne ... d-Kai.html

How popular is it as a dogs name??

Posted: **Tue Nov 03, 2009 2:46 pm**

Just read that Kai Rooney is the spitting image of his dad...

if he's got the same shaped head then I'm willing to bet Kai will be walking before his mum can!

Posted: **Tue Nov 03, 2009 3:19 pm**

The imagination and time it took to come with names baffles me,kai is a korean car isn't it????.

The rooney's must be proud......

Posted: **Tue Nov 03, 2009 6:22 pm**

PHP wrote:Just read that Kai Rooney is the spitting image of his dad...

if he's got the same shaped head then I'm willing to bet Kai will be walking before his mum can!

I don't get it

Anyone care to explain it

Posted: **Tue Nov 03, 2009 6:29 pm**

khalid_red wrote:
PHP wrote:Just read that Kai Rooney is the spitting image of his dad...

if he's got the same shaped head then I'm willing to bet Kai will be walking before his mum can!
I don't get it Anyone care to explain it

Rooney has a fat head.
Rooney's baby may have a fat head
Coleen Rooney has a baby.
Rooneys baby will tear her vagina with his massive head
Coleen Rooney will be unable to walk
= Joke

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