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Need spuds jokes
Posted: Tue Dec 01, 2009 5:27 pm
by Gary06P
Hi
Please post all yr spurs jokes...
cheers
Gary
Posted: Thu Dec 03, 2009 10:19 am
by 12thGooner
Q. Whats the difference between a bucket full of festering shit and scum fan?
A. The bucket.
I'm here all week.
Posted: Thu Dec 03, 2009 11:00 am
by DB10GOONER
Why is there a big bucket of shit at a tottingham wedding?
To keep the flies off the bride and groom.
Buh-dum-ching!
Posted: Thu Dec 03, 2009 11:03 am
by DB10GOONER
Posted: Thu Dec 03, 2009 11:05 am
by DB10GOONER
And here;
http://11gunners.com/opinion/the-best-a ... rt-4/2028/
(haven't checked them so not sure of the quality!)
Posted: Thu Dec 03, 2009 12:52 pm
by digger
Robbie Keane
Posted: Thu Dec 03, 2009 2:27 pm
by Percy Dalton
Not a joke but 'Arry Redknapp's melted cheese look comedy mask makes me roar with laughter!
Posted: Thu Dec 03, 2009 3:07 pm
by Number 5
Percy Dalton wrote:Not a joke but 'Arry Redknapp's melted cheese look comedy mask makes me roar with laughter!
Roar with laughter? Surely you mean squeal like a teenage school girl.
You know seeing as you recently admitted to be “sansâ€
Posted: Fri Dec 04, 2009 9:13 am
by DB10GOONER
Number 5 wrote:Percy Dalton wrote:Not a joke but 'Arry Redknapp's melted cheese look comedy mask makes me roar with laughter!
Roar with laughter? Surely you mean squeal like a teenage school girl.
You know seeing as you recently admitted to be “sansâ€
Posted: Fri Dec 04, 2009 7:33 pm
by dbrien
not a joke but I once heard the expression 'she had a fanny like Harry Redknapps eye lids'
Posted: Sat Dec 05, 2009 11:23 pm
by Gary06P
Thanks for the help, having a running battle with a **** on FB (sad i know but...) these were the only 2 i had...
While driving past spurs the other day I saw 4 spurs players playing football with a hedgehog my first thought was 2 phone the R.S.P.C.A but on second thoughts the hedgehog was winning 4-0
and
Arsene Wenger walkin down the touchline, woman sticks her arm out he signs it. Further down the line the woman pulls her top up so he signs her tits! Then, a naked woman jumps out the tunnel, lies on ground and spreads her legs. Wenger says "sorry love, its Harry Redknapp who signs all the Twats"
Posted: Sun Dec 06, 2009 6:16 pm
by brazilianGOONER
DB10GOONER wrote:Why is there a big bucket of shit at a tottingham wedding?
To keep the flies off the bride and groom.
Buh-dum-ching!
i actually laughed with the "Buh-dum-ching!"
