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Christmas is coming, so its time to sort out the panto!

Before any of you say it I will be an ugly sister , what part do the rest of you want to play?

(flood gates open......... )

I'm going to be the first to suggest that kellslop is a dwarf

(He's gonna slag me off anyway so I might as well give him a reason )

Just realised, when I said "panto" I didnt mean

The ugly sisters (myself and BT) can be known as "alter" and "ego" (she is the latter).

rebel can be Baron Hardup (as in he doesnt buy a round not anything else. )

Who is going to be the Christms fairy?

I would have to be Prince Charming Cos I'm gorgeous

is there room for the fun boy three in this panto


if not then we can get all religious and put them in as the

three wise men

SPUDMASHER wrote:I'm going to be the first to suggest that kellslop is a dwarf

(He's gonna slag me off anyway so I might as well give him a reason )

I'll play the other dwarf! You might have to rename the 7 from original.

Boomer wrote:

SPUDMASHER wrote:I'm going to be the first to suggest that kellslop is a dwarf

(He's gonna slag me off anyway so I might as well give him a reason )

I'll play the other dwarf! You might have to rename the 7 from original.

There's enough shortarses on here to have "Snow White and the 32 dwarves"!!

Spudslop can be a Queen ( ) any old queen...

Percy can be... what's the panto with the big fat bastard in it?

See, I told you so :awnker:

SPUDMASHER wrote:See, I told you so :awnker:

You pitch em - I hit them!

Now now, steady tiger - THAT WAS NOT ANY OF YOUR PRISON PARLANCE FOR CHOCCY CHUFFING! CALM DOWN! PUT IT AWAY!

Only Panto I know is our great friend from on here...

RaM wrote:Only Panto I know is our great friend from on here...

Ah yes, the die hard, born a manc, die a manc, live in mancland, have never left mancland ever, true manc... that turned out to be living in London...

DB10GOONER wrote:

RaM wrote:Only Panto I know is our great friend from on here...

Ah yes, the die hard, born a manc, die a manc, live in mancland, have never left mancland ever, true manc... that turned out to be living in London...

Sounds like him yeah.

RaM wrote:

DB10GOONER wrote:

RaM wrote:Only Panto I know is our great friend from on here...

Ah yes, the die hard, born a manc, die a manc, live in mancland, have never left mancland ever, true manc... that turned out to be living in London...

Sounds like him yeah.

Aaaah but who gets to be the tail end of the donkey?...NOT! Me!

I think GNUEY (after a heavy night on the beer and ruby of course ) should play the front part..... - then whoever draws the short straw goes behind...

OneBardGooner wrote:Aaaah but who gets to be the tail end of the donkey?...NOT! Me!

I think GNUEY (after a heavy night on the beer and ruby of course ) should play the front part..... - then whoever draws the short straw goes behind...

Not the time for some rimming then