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Rafa the red nose knobhead,
had a very shitty team,
He said they would be champions,
but that was just a fucking dream.

All of the other managers,
used to laugh and call him names,
they couldnt wait to play them,
coz they always won those games.

Then one funny December night,
Florentina came to town and
Rafa with your team so shite,
they knocked you out the league tonight.

Rafa the rednose knobhead,
Just couldnt take anymore,
that his shitty team,
couldnt finish fourth nomore.

All of the other fans
they shouted out with glee.
Rafas a fucking knobhead
he'll go down in history!

How about this for an alternative carol:

Arsene the Mad Professor
People always say “He Knowsâ€

Sliding down the league
With a keeper who can't catch
Three left backs injured
We might play silvestre
Our strikers are all sick
Our bench is really shit
We've got a boardroom tussle going on
But no cash for new kids

Ohhhhhhhhhhh
Theo's shite
Abou's shite
Wenger plays them all
Oh how fun it is to see
Our players form a wall
Ohhhh Vela's crap
Eboue's crap
Flappy's worse than all
Oh how fun it is to see
A striker 3 feet tall.

Fin.

You know what, I reckon the Fun Boy Three are going to be apoplectic when they see this.

On the First day of Christmas
Arsene said to me
"No signings January"


On the second day of Christmas
Arsene said to me
"I'll still play Eboue, and No signings January"

On the third day of Christmas
Arsene said to me
"We can win the title, I'll still play Eboue and No signings January"

On the fourth day of Christmas
Arsene said to me
"We have a strong squad, we can win the title, I'll still play Eboue and No signings January"

On the fifth day of Christmas
Arsene said to me
"ALMUNIA IS NUMBER ONE!! We have a strong squad, we can win the title, I'll still play Eboue and No signings January"


et cetera

Fecking brilliant Digger. Especially the second one.