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Having already posted my "Arsene the Mad Professor" I thought I would spread some more goodwill to my fellow Gooners. Here's another one to warm your hearts:


Away at shite Burnley
Three points we all said
Our little midfielders
No sweat did they shed

The “starsâ€

Silent Stan,
Yankee Man,
Can you tell
Us your plan?

Will you give Wen-ger cash to spend?
Bring our trophy-less years to an end?
We still need 3 more play-ers,
Hope you can answer our prayers.

O Come All Ye Faithful
With Rose-tinted glasses,
O come ye, O come ye to the Em-ir-ates.
Don't you dare scold Him,
Even when he cocks up;
O come, let us adore Him,
O come, let us adore Him,
O come, let us adore Him,
Arsene is Lord.