NASRI OUT FOR 6 MONTHS!

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NASRI OUT FOR 6 MONTHS!

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It was confirmed this evening that Nasri's injury was more serious than first anticipated. Wenger was quoted as saying:

"At first we didn't think it was too serious when he first came off the park. The knock on the head had triggered some sort of flashback, where he said he could remember shooting at goal and scoring".

Asked for more details on the injury Wenger replied: "We gave him two valium and put him back on, hoping the flashbacks would go - but now it is more serious, and they are now permanent. The brainwashing... er I mean training we carried out over the last 18 months had successfully removed the instinct to shoot at goal, and it looks like he will need intensive therapy to restore this state".

Wenger said: "It is important for the team that we isolate the player immediately, as this can be contagious - first one player recovers the desire to shoot from distance, then another, and pretty soon we will be knocking goals in from all over the danger zone, without completing the required number of passes. This could undo years of conditioning so we must protect the team".

"Of course the player is distraught - it's not easy to cope with the knowledge that he was once a prolific goal scorer, but with the right drugs, er... treatment, we should be able to restore the status quo" added Wenger.

Arsene Wenger denied rumours that Abou Diaby may also be concussed after he scored from a header from a good cross:
" It was just an accident, nobody expected the cross from Rosicky to be so good, and Diaby was just in the wrong place at the wrong time - he is OK for the next match. However Rosicky may need some tuning up"
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Post by GallasVoice »

yeeesss get in there :barscarf:
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Post by I Hate Hleb »

:coffeespit: :coffeespit: :coffeespit:

Quality redarmee!!! 8) (Although I admit the first two sentences had me thinking it was genuine.) :oops: :oops: :lol: :lol: :wink:
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I Hate Hleb wrote::coffeespit: :coffeespit: :coffeespit:

Quality redarmee!!! 8) (Although I admit the first two sentences had me thinking it was genuine.) :oops: :oops: :lol: :lol: :wink:
Same as he said. :D
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Post by brazilianGOONER »

FUCK YOU ASSHOLE

i believed it. i even kicked the fucking table in front of me.

asshole :roll: :roll:
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Post by brazilianGOONER »

ok, now i'm calm :lol: :lol:

you got me, mate. fuck, i was already pissed off :lol: :lol: :wink:
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Re: NASRI OUT FOR 6 MONTHS!

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Quality mate,i couldn't stop laughing
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Post by PI7ES »

Fucking hate you lol, i read the first two lines and was like is this for real so had to scroll down and see peoples replies to find out lol. Funny stuff nice one :lol:
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Post by franksav63 »

:lol: :lol: :lol:

Redarmee x's 2, this is quality... Please deserves to be put in The Gooner magazine.... (Kevin) :?
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Post by DB10GOONER »

Top notch redarmee, top notch! 8)

You forgot to mention stories today that Walcott might have broken 25 ribs and his pelvis taking off his tracky last night... :wink:
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Post by Exiled-Gooner »

:D :D Had me going at ''Out for 6 mths'' but a quality post,really had me in stitches.Should be reproduced in next gooner issue. :D :D redarmee_redarmee you might be on to something though? :?
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DB10GOONER wrote:Top notch redarmee, top notch! 8)

You forgot to mention stories today that Walcott might have broken 25 ribs and his pelvis taking off his tracky last night... :wink:
Blimey.... and that, coming from the most injury-proned member on this forum... :lol: :lol:
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Post by DB10GOONER »

franksav63 wrote:
DB10GOONER wrote:Top notch redarmee, top notch! 8)

You forgot to mention stories today that Walcott might have broken 25 ribs and his pelvis taking off his tracky last night... :wink:
Blimey.... and that, coming from the most injury-proned member on this forum... :lol: :lol:
Steady... :wink:
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Post by Mr FINSBURY PARK GOONER »

Quality.....i aint laughed like that for a long time.
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Post by RoyalGunner »

Hahaha you DIDN'T get me! I already peeked into Wengers injury report...
On a side not though...I expect big things form Nasri this champions league....he is finding his touch back from that persistent injury, but we need him, so he needs to start scoring soon.
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