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A collection of heartfelt and emotion filled love songs to ds (and a few other ladies from .com)

ds baby I love you
we should be together forever
or until you die and leave me a widow
because your kind of old and im very young
oh ds i love you so much
we should lie naked next to each other
I will love you so good
That soon you will need a hip replacment
oh ds ds ds
ds ds ds ds
oh ds my beautiful ds
lets make babies together

(chords are Amin, Fmaj, Cmaj, Gmaj)





Sometimes ds
when im all alone
im so sad you are not here
for me to call my own
i worry that time is running out
to make you mine
coz your so old
and you might die soon
and i want you to ride me
before the reaper takes you for a ride
ohhhhhhhhhhhhhh ds wont you ride me
we can take a ride down your love tunnel
on my love train
ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhh ds

(chords cmaj, Dmaj, Emin)



I'm so sad and depressed
Is all I want to do is rest
I go to sleep at night
But my dreams I just can't fight
Ohhhh ds I love you so

I think of you lying in that bed
And wonder if there is anything I could have said
I wish you were still here
But I know that you are still near

I love you more than you know ds
I just wish you didn't have to go
I just want one more day with you
And I know thats what you would have wanted too

I miss you more and more each day
There is so much more we had to say
I know I will see you again
But my life is just started to begin.

Please ds give in to me
Everyday you say no to me
We lose on valuable time together
We dont know how long you have left
So i think it is best
If we just laid our heads to rest
Together on the same pillow

Chords Cmin7 G#maj D#maj7 A#maj


A song composed by Seamo and Dundee for shesagooner on .com

Chords - Amaj, Emaj, Fmin, Dmaj
Written by seamoisaligend and dundee.

shes a gooner
she dont wear bloomers
shes sometimes a mooner
when shes had to much Kahlúa

seamo and shes a gooner
gunna get together sooner
or later if ***** pulls a downer
we dont want to make her a frowner

she is like a hawaiian
she oozes cheese from every pore
and i will hoola all night
until she begs for more

Premature, still 3 weeks 'till steak and BJ day....

can i just add a little ditty, credited to seamo and dundee

:-

Chords - Amaj, Emaj, Fmin, Dmaj
Written by seamoisaligend and dundee.

shes a gooner
she dont wear bloomers
shes sometimes a mooner
when shes had to much Kahlúa

seamo and shes a gooner
gunna get together sooner
or later if ***** pulls a downer
we dont want to make her a frowner

she is like a hawaiian
she oozes cheese from every pore
and i will hoola all night
until she begs for more

I'l add it to the list Dundee dont worry you will get full credits. I also better make it clear that was to another beautiful gooner girl.

Looking at some of those lyrics, I can confidently say Jedward have nothing to be afraid of!!!

I Hate Hleb wrote:Looking at some of those lyrics, I can confidently say Jedward have nothing to be afraid of!!!

At least on here his songs don't get deleted or so heavily modded that they arent funny

ds wrote:

I Hate Hleb wrote:Looking at some of those lyrics, I can confidently say Jedward have nothing to be afraid of!!!

At least on here his songs don't get deleted or so heavily modded that they arent funny

The things we had to do to get the song for showers pc and yet they still wouldnt have any of it.

More tunes coming very soon.

Seamo you have inspired me

A poem about DS

Oh DS
She loves cress
Keeps it in a special secret pocket in her dress
Puts it in her sandwiches
Eats it on its own
She has a plentiful supply 'cos she grows her own at home

does anyone else want me to write a poem about them? I am happy to take requests

U.F.G Anfield '89 wrote:Seamo you have inspired me

A poem about DS

Oh DS
She loves cress
Keeps it in a special secret pocket in her dress
Puts it in her sandwiches
Eats it on its own
She has a plentiful supply 'cos she grows her own at home

does anyone else want me to write a poem about them? I am happy to take requests

May I have one please.

Come hear the tale of seamoisalegend
for a merry minstrel was he
writing songs to woo fair maiden
on the forum for all to see

with his words he sought to snare ds
hoping that she would undress
but alas she seemed most unimpressed
and now poor minstrel sits depressed
as he watches porn and self molests

so dearest friends please heed this warning
if over some girl you are fawning
attract her with her your songs, you should
but only if they're any good

Not bad but you could definatly learn a thing or two from me.

ds...is certainly SEX ON LEGS!!!