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Been to the boozer this afternoon and had a nice few with a couple of mates. On the way home I was feeling in a really good mood and once again it reminded me just how great alcohol is. Now I know that a lot of us would also say that you can't beat a damn good sh*g (but as a married man I can't remember) but which is best? I'm tempted to pretend to be Harry Hill at this point and shout FIGHT but that would be too obvious. So which is best?

(and to stop this being relegated to the basement can I just add that if we win at Stoke on Saturday, then I'll start to think stupid things again about what we might do this season)

drunk sex is the best mate.
not the one where youve shat yourself and puked on the mrs
but the one where youre just about drunk enough to think youre with megan fox, and can go through the night

MM99 wrote:drunk sex is the best mate.

Fact!

MM99 wrote:drunk sex is the best mate.
not the one where youve shat yourself and puked on the mrsbut the one where youre just about drunk enough to think youre with megan fox, and can go through the night

QUALITY.

North bank girl wrote:drunk sex is the best mate.

Fact!

Sorry NBG, I don't remember...

Eboue-Why? wrote:Been to the boozer this afternoon and had a nice few with a couple of mates. On the way home I was feeling in a really good mood and once again it reminded me just how great alcohol is. Now I know that a lot of us would also say that you can't beat a damn good sh*g (but as a married man I can't remember) but which is best? I'm tempted to pretend to be Harry Hill at this point and shout FIGHT but that would be too obvious. So which is best?

(and to stop this being relegated to the basement can I just add that if we win at Stoke on Saturday, then I'll start to think stupid things again about what we might do this season)

Like resurrecting the Spuds relegation thread again...

franksav63 wrote:

Eboue-Why? wrote:Been to the boozer this afternoon and had a nice few with a couple of mates. On the way home I was feeling in a really good mood and once again it reminded me just how great alcohol is. Now I know that a lot of us would also say that you can't beat a damn good sh*g (but as a married man I can't remember) but which is best? I'm tempted to pretend to be Harry Hill at this point and shout FIGHT but that would be too obvious. So which is best?

(and to stop this being relegated to the basement can I just add that if we win at Stoke on Saturday, then I'll start to think stupid things again about what we might do this season)

Like resurrecting the Spuds relegation thread again...

Well remembered that man!

Nice try with the Stoke stuff but this is still going downstairs

SPUDMASHER wrote:Nice try with the Stoke stuff but this is still going downstairs

Which is where your missues stays until you go to sleep so she doesn't have you climbing all over her!

Percy Dalton wrote:

SPUDMASHER wrote:Nice try with the Stoke stuff but this is still going downstairs

Which is where your missues stays until you go to sleep so she doesn't have you climbing all over her!

If only on a Sunday, after a win...

MM99 wrote:drunk sex is the best mate.
not the one where youve shat yourself and puked on the mrs
but the one where youre just about drunk enough to think youre with megan fox, and can go through the night

Oh i don't know about that mate as here's a little story my mate Trevor told (true as i met the bird) he pulled the bird in our local New Years eve 2007 and after quite a few drinks there staggered back to his place and so on so on....well she was noshing his pork sword when she threw up all over his tackle That is gospel but he said after the clean up etc she tried to give him french kiss ,now that is a bit much i thought.So i'm always wary of drunk birds,anyway i'm married so i don't know what your on about






P.S Trevor reads the online gooner sorry mate had to.....

Exiled-Gooner wrote:

MM99 wrote:drunk sex is the best mate.
not the one where youve shat yourself and puked on the mrs
but the one where youre just about drunk enough to think youre with megan fox, and can go through the night

Oh i don't know about that mate as here's a little story my mate Trevor told (true as i met the bird) he pulled the bird in our local New Years eve 2007 and after quite a few drinks there staggered back to his place and so on so on....well she was noshing his pork sword when she threw up all over his tackle That is gospel but he said after the clean up etc she tried to give him french kiss ,now that is a bit much i thought.So i'm always wary of drunk birds,anyway i'm married so i don't know what your on about






P.S Trevor reads the online gooner sorry mate had to.....

She's obviously been taking lessons off Cashley!