The Gooner Forum

For me I hate Rihanna, her voice makes me cringe and she belongs to the Beyonce, Britney Spears group of shitty singers with cheesy pop songs that nobody will give a shit about in 10 years time. So what's yours? and don't say me

All "celebrities" who are "celebrities" just because some wanky tabloid said so.

Kardashians
Anyone on reality TV
That annoying fuck from Pineapple Studios

I hate people who come on here sayin they are Gooners but are actually Manc fuckwits trying to pull the wool over our eyes.....

SammyDroppedHisShorts wrote:I hate people who come on here sayin they are Gooners but are actually Manc fuckwits trying to pull the wool over our eyes.....

do you mean monogallasfccardgamesstitch

I hate criminals.

For every crime there is a victim.

And I hate the bleeding hearts who stick up for the "human rights" of criminals. I'm all for the human rights of people who have the right NOT to be victims.

Rant nearly over, but rapists, murderers and paedophiles deserve to have their lives ended. They have no right to be breathing.

well just for tonight my 2 elderly next door neighbours.
They are both right *word censored*..Their age is NO fucking excuse.
We are THE PERFECT neighbours ANYONE could ever have.
These 2 *word censored* complain about anything that passes their door.
Even the youngunns that go down my street aim EGGS at their car.
Ill say no more coz im fucked off bigtime.

They had the temerity to ask my son in Tescos today(where he works)where scotty was...
NOSEY NOSEY *word censored* she is.They have caused us sooooo much trouble in 8 years weve lived here ya wouldnt believe.

They even accussed me of BURGLING their shed..YES!! ITS TRUE!!.

i have fucking trouble getting outta me bed let alone jumping a 6 foot fence and knicking their cunting lawn mower..She even accused me of doing the same thing to HER next door neighbour.
I found out since that HER NEXT DOOR NEIGHBOUR doesnt know wtf shes on about.
SORRY PEOPLE...shes getting both barrels off of me today.

mrgnu1958 wrote:well just for tonight my 2 elderly next door neighbours.
They are both right c**ts..Their age is NO fucking excuse.
We are THE PERFECT neighbours ANYONE could ever have.
These 2 c**ts complain about anything that passes their door.
Even the youngunns that go down my street aim EGGS at their car.
Ill say no more coz im fucked off bigtime.

They had the temerity to ask my son in Tescos today(where he works)where scotty was...
NOSEY NOSEY c**t she is.They have caused us sooooo much trouble in 8 years weve lived here ya wouldnt believe.

They even accussed me of BURGLING their shed..YES!! ITS TRUE!!.

i have fucking trouble getting outta me bed let alone jumping a 6 foot fence and knicking their cunting lawn mower..She even accused me of doing the same thing to HER next door neighbour.
I found out since that HER NEXT DOOR NEIGHBOUR doesnt know wtf shes on about.
SORRY PEOPLE...shes getting both barrels off of me today.

Sound like real wankers ****...

Want me to catch a deadly spider to let loose in their house?

mrgnu1958 wrote:well just for tonight my 2 elderly next door neighbours.
They are both right c**ts..Their age is NO fucking excuse.
We are THE PERFECT neighbours ANYONE could ever have.
These 2 c**ts complain about anything that passes their door.
Even the youngunns that go down my street aim EGGS at their car.
Ill say no more coz im fucked off bigtime.

They had the temerity to ask my son in Tescos today(where he works)where scotty was...
NOSEY NOSEY c**t she is.They have caused us sooooo much trouble in 8 years weve lived here ya wouldnt believe.

They even accussed me of BURGLING their shed..YES!! ITS TRUE!!.

i have fucking trouble getting outta me bed let alone jumping a 6 foot fence and knicking their cunting lawn mower..She even accused me of doing the same thing to HER next door neighbour.
I found out since that HER NEXT DOOR NEIGHBOUR doesnt know wtf shes on about.
SORRY PEOPLE...shes getting both barrels off of me today.

Try Sean Locke's, suggestion for situations like this.

Buy 20 pints of milk and put them all on their doorstep, then phone social services and sit back and watch when they arrive and smash their door in.

mrgnu1958 wrote:well just for tonight my 2 elderly next door neighbours.
They are both right c**ts..Their age is NO fucking excuse.
We are THE PERFECT neighbours ANYONE could ever have.
These 2 c**ts complain about anything that passes their door.
Even the youngunns that go down my street aim EGGS at their car.
Ill say no more coz im fucked off bigtime.

They had the temerity to ask my son in Tescos today(where he works)where scotty was...
NOSEY NOSEY c**t she is.They have caused us sooooo much trouble in 8 years weve lived here ya wouldnt believe.

They even accussed me of BURGLING their shed..YES!! ITS TRUE!!.

i have fucking trouble getting outta me bed let alone jumping a 6 foot fence and knicking their cunting lawn mower..She even accused me of doing the same thing to HER next door neighbour.
I found out since that HER NEXT DOOR NEIGHBOUR doesnt know wtf shes on about.
SORRY PEOPLE...shes getting both barrels off of me today.

I had neighbours like that, we used to call her Shrek because she had the physique of an ogre, she used to conviscate our footballs when we kicked them over and just generally hated us, chucking a big pile of dog shit over the fence was always satisfactory after the pride she took in her garden.

19 yr old pot smoking layabout next door but one. Punctured 2 tyres of mine, one from next door, mrs car tyre also got done. threw cat shit at our next door neighbour, threatened to kill mates kids. hides behind his mum when you call him out. The kid has a face you could not stop slapping. unless you got tired or it was someone elses turn.

Lazy bastards who park their cars on the double yellow lines outside Sainsburys, cos they can't be bothered to park in the car park.
I'm always tempted to let my littlun push our shopping trolley, let him lose control of it and smash into their fucking car.

SammyDroppedHisShorts wrote:I hate people who come on here sayin they are Gooners but are actually Manc fuckwits trying to pull the wool over our eyes.....

goonersid wrote:

mrgnu1958 wrote:well just for tonight my 2 elderly next door neighbours.
They are both right c**ts..Their age is NO fucking excuse.
We are THE PERFECT neighbours ANYONE could ever have.
These 2 c**ts complain about anything that passes their door.
Even the youngunns that go down my street aim EGGS at their car.
Ill say no more coz im fucked off bigtime.

They had the temerity to ask my son in Tescos today(where he works)where scotty was...
NOSEY NOSEY c**t she is.They have caused us sooooo much trouble in 8 years weve lived here ya wouldnt believe.

They even accussed me of BURGLING their shed..YES!! ITS TRUE!!.

i have fucking trouble getting outta me bed let alone jumping a 6 foot fence and knicking their cunting lawn mower..She even accused me of doing the same thing to HER next door neighbour.
I found out since that HER NEXT DOOR NEIGHBOUR doesnt know wtf shes on about.
SORRY PEOPLE...shes getting both barrels off of me today.

Try Sean Locke's, suggestion for situations like this.

Buy 20 pints of milk and put them all on their doorstep, then phone social services and sit back and watch when they arrive and smash their door in.

Quality!

mrgnu1958 wrote:well just for tonight my 2 elderly next door neighbours.
They are both right c**ts..Their age is NO fucking excuse.
We are THE PERFECT neighbours ANYONE could ever have.
These 2 c**ts complain about anything that passes their door.
Even the youngunns that go down my street aim EGGS at their car.
Ill say no more coz im fucked off bigtime.

They had the temerity to ask my son in Tescos today(where he works)where scotty was...
NOSEY NOSEY c**t she is.They have caused us sooooo much trouble in 8 years weve lived here ya wouldnt believe.

They even accussed me of BURGLING their shed..YES!! ITS TRUE!!.

i have fucking trouble getting outta me bed let alone jumping a 6 foot fence and knicking their cunting lawn mower..She even accused me of doing the same thing to HER next door neighbour.
I found out since that HER NEXT DOOR NEIGHBOUR doesnt know wtf shes on about.
SORRY PEOPLE...shes getting both barrels off of me today.

How much do you want for the lawn mower?

life.. BANG....thud