MMMMMM"yyyy Chloe Everton
Posted: Mon Apr 05, 2010 12:30 pm
Chloe's titillating offerings kept readers entertained well beyond her appearances on the box, before they were cruelly taken away from us by those humourless Sky bosses.
Here at Metro we're mourning the loss of the extroverted Everton and her effusive messages.
For some of her best tweets, check out our top ten below.
Stoke City specials
- "Delap using a towel to mop up some of the wet ready for those long thrusting balls into the box"
- "Stoke penetrate better when its Fuller, everyone knows that"
- "when those balls of Delap's go into the box it is definitely Fuller"
How Chloe Everton's Twitter page looks today
Golfing gaffs
- "golf today. played with 3 guys, i came first must have been down to good length"
- "still at the golfing venue, too many below par, alot of rough about but mostly hoping for one over"
...and some general filth
- "the sign on the ticket machine im at says: slot out of action. I know the feeling"
- "swimming training with a friend, for a laugh on his suggestion, went down, touched the bottom, when i came up had too much in my mouth"
- "the ski boot man kindly added, the more you do it the looser they get. sound advice
- "the Cup can be important, great climax especially for the little boys who don't often experience it"
- "bad head today, things just aren't going my way"
...aint had it for ages and me hands blistering a little 
