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I know this should be in the Basement..But can you lovely mods put it there later please?

RIGHT.....WHAT DO I DO

Tell us more.... Who is she? Is it a date or the bank manager? Cant advise you without info?

Don't tell her straight away that you've only got 2 inches, get her absolutely pissed and comatosed and then use the black dildo on her.

Good luck

Be yourself Mr. G. That's a sure fire winner.....then drill her

flash gunner wrote:Tell us more.... Who is she? Is it a date or the bank manager? Cant advise you without info?

A Date with an old partner
She knows ive got 2inches btw

rodders999 wrote:Be yourself Mr. G. That's a sure fire winner.....then drill her

You old romantic

mrgnu1958 wrote:

flash gunner wrote:Tell us more.... Who is she? Is it a date or the bank manager? Cant advise you without info?

A Date with an old partner
She knows ive got 2inches btw

.... in that case:-

.....get her absolutely pissed and comatosed and then use the black dildo on her....

mrgnu1958 wrote:

flash gunner wrote:Tell us more.... Who is she? Is it a date or the bank manager? Cant advise you without info?

A Date with an old partner
She knows ive got 2inches btw

Wash your cock, brush your teeth, (dont get these mixed up it can be painful) and tell her youve had a lengthening treatment down below

Apart from that stick to Franks advice

ok then..but i must say,i needed a chisel earlier to scrape the cheese off.

.... and don't forget Mr G. never go out with a lady with a loaded gun, knock one out beforehand, just in case she doesn't fall for the dildo ruse.

Quality Flash!

We want pictorial evidence on here in the morning of what went down Mr. G.

By the way Mr G, is this why you're not doing the audition for The Weakest Link?

flash gunner wrote:

mrgnu1958 wrote:

flash gunner wrote:Tell us more.... Who is she? Is it a date or the bank manager? Cant advise you without info?

A Date with an old partner
She knows ive got 2inches btw

Wash your cock, brush your teeth, (dont get these mixed up it can be painful) and tell her youve had a lengthening treatment down below

Apart from that stick to Franks advice

Quality mate...

mrgnu1958 wrote:ok then..but i must say,i needed a chisel earlier to scrape the cheese off.

Dont forget cut two eye holes in a newspaper and if she is rougher than she used to be you can spot her without being spotted and make a run for it