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Seamo\'s love songs to North bank girl (NSFW!!)

Posted: Thu May 06, 2010 2:47 pm
by Emma_bryne
Oh north bank girl
you make me need a ***** girl
I want to give you a good spank girl
And steal you away from Hank, girl

When ds caught us in bed
I thought I was dead
But she just joined us
for a threewayyyyyyyyyy

You make me go crazy when you give me head
We can go on a honeymoon to club med
Just after we have got wed
Im sure the caterers will do a good spread.

Oh North bank girl

Posted: Thu May 06, 2010 3:16 pm
by mrgnu1958
i was just gonna post that sean. :shock: :shock:

Posted: Thu May 06, 2010 4:20 pm
by Emma_bryne
Sean??

Posted: Thu May 06, 2010 5:46 pm
by Rosie_titters
what a load of shite, if that works for you then there must be some desperate sluts out there

NBG is more classy :D

Posted: Thu May 06, 2010 6:16 pm
by Emma_bryne
Are you calling ds a slut?

Posted: Thu May 06, 2010 6:21 pm
by mrgnu1958
actually ds is a beautiful lady

Posted: Thu May 06, 2010 6:21 pm
by Rosie_titters
Emma_bryne wrote:Are you calling ds a slut?

nope, because she's got bigger balls than most blokes

Posted: Thu May 06, 2010 9:39 pm
by North bank girl
Ah i really like it! :D

Posted: Thu May 06, 2010 9:47 pm
by flash gunner
Chunky Monkey wrote:
Emma_bryne wrote:Are you calling ds a slut?

nope, because she's got bigger balls than most blokes
Is that what you call them i thought they were called tits :? :wink:

Posted: Thu May 06, 2010 9:55 pm
by Rosie_titters
flash gunner wrote:
Chunky Monkey wrote:
Emma_bryne wrote:Are you calling ds a slut?

nope, because she's got bigger balls than most blokes
Is that what you call them i thought they were called tits :? :wink:

:shock: i know she's pulling on a bit - but her tits are not hanging that low, where she has to tucking them in her knickers :lol:

Posted: Thu May 06, 2010 9:59 pm
by flash gunner
Chunky Monkey wrote:
flash gunner wrote:
Chunky Monkey wrote:
Emma_bryne wrote:Are you calling ds a slut?

nope, because she's got bigger balls than most blokes
Is that what you call them i thought they were called tits :? :wink:

:shock: i know she's pulling on a bit - but her tits are not hanging that low, where she has to tucking them in her knickers :lol:
:lol: Ive only seen them being held up structurally ive got no idea how low they swing without the scaffolding :wink:

Posted: Thu May 06, 2010 10:02 pm
by Rosie_titters
flash gunner wrote:
Chunky Monkey wrote:
flash gunner wrote:
Chunky Monkey wrote:
Emma_bryne wrote:Are you calling ds a slut?

nope, because she's got bigger balls than most blokes
Is that what you call them i thought they were called tits :? :wink:

:shock: i know she's pulling on a bit - but her tits are not hanging that low, where she has to tucking them in her knickers :lol:
:lol: Ive only seen them being held up structurally ive got no idea how low they swing without the scaffolding :wink:

I did hear that she had a nipple ring, but she had to take it out, because she kept catching her big toe in it :lol: and when she walks along a sand beach her arse rubs out her footprints :barscarf:

Posted: Thu May 06, 2010 10:12 pm
by flash gunner
Chunky Monkey wrote:
flash gunner wrote:
Chunky Monkey wrote:
flash gunner wrote:
Chunky Monkey wrote:
nope, because she's got bigger balls than most blokes
Is that what you call them i thought they were called tits :? :wink:

:shock: i know she's pulling on a bit - but her tits are not hanging that low, where she has to tucking them in her knickers :lol:
:lol: Ive only seen them being held up structurally ive got no idea how low they swing without the scaffolding :wink:

I did hear that she had a nipple ring, but she had to take it out, because she kept catching her big toe in it :lol: and when she walks along a sand beach her arse rubs out her footprints :barscarf:
:lol:

We love you really ds

Posted: Thu May 06, 2010 10:49 pm
by mrgnu1958
North bank girl wrote:Ah i really like it! :D
Aww North"y..id love to slip you a length.

Posted: Fri May 07, 2010 9:24 am
by Rosie_titters
mrgnu1958 wrote:
North bank girl wrote:Ah i really like it! :D
Aww North"y..id love to slip you a length.
LOL the whole 2" - i bet she wouldn't feel a thing - Mrgnu whats your fav position :wink: