The mention of Partridge from another thread has inspired me, lets see how many Alan Partridge quotes we can think of?
I will start you off with...
'Sonia, I have got you a video of West Country comedian Jethro, and had it signed by Bono'

Number 5 wrote:In an effort to keep this out of the basement and football related.
"That goalie has football pie all over his shirt!"
"Shit!! Did you see that?! He must have a foot like a traction engine!!"
You forgot ''back of the net''Number 5 wrote:In an effort to keep this out of the basement and football related.
"That goalie has football pie all over his shirt!"
"Shit!! Did you see that?! He must have a foot like a traction engine!!"
'Michael has informed me we have enough supplies in here to last over a month, that said, i do have a radio show to present, so can we make friends and ill be on my way?franksav63 wrote:You forgot ''back of the net''Number 5 wrote:In an effort to keep this out of the basement and football related.
"That goalie has football pie all over his shirt!"
"Shit!! Did you see that?! He must have a foot like a traction engine!!"
I liked the quote when he was in the service station and had a just microwaved apple pie in his hand as a weapon.
The temperature inside this apple pie is over 1000 degrees. If I squeeze it, a jet of molten bramley apple will squirt out. Could go your way; could go mine. Either way, one of us is going down
or
It's hotter than the sun....![]()
Swale_Gooner1985 wrote:'Michael has informed me we have enough supplies in here to last over a month, that said, i do have a radio show to present, so can we make friends and ill be on my way?franksav63 wrote:You forgot ''back of the net''Number 5 wrote:In an effort to keep this out of the basement and football related.
"That goalie has football pie all over his shirt!"
"Shit!! Did you see that?! He must have a foot like a traction engine!!"
I liked the quote when he was in the service station and had a just microwaved apple pie in his hand as a weapon.
The temperature inside this apple pie is over 1000 degrees. If I squeeze it, a jet of molten bramley apple will squirt out. Could go your way; could go mine. Either way, one of us is going down
or
It's hotter than the sun....![]()
unfortunately the days of chalk are gone, so the number of chalk penis's has fallen, shame really! I could start it off using white board markers?franksav63 wrote:Swale_Gooner1985 wrote:'Michael has informed me we have enough supplies in here to last over a month, that said, i do have a radio show to present, so can we make friends and ill be on my way?franksav63 wrote:You forgot ''back of the net''Number 5 wrote:In an effort to keep this out of the basement and football related.
"That goalie has football pie all over his shirt!"
"Shit!! Did you see that?! He must have a foot like a traction engine!!"
I liked the quote when he was in the service station and had a just microwaved apple pie in his hand as a weapon.
The temperature inside this apple pie is over 1000 degrees. If I squeeze it, a jet of molten bramley apple will squirt out. Could go your way; could go mine. Either way, one of us is going down
or
It's hotter than the sun....![]()
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Being a teacher, do you see lots of chalk drawings of penis's drawn on pupils, (or even teacher's) backs, in your line of work, or do we just wait for Sami to come along with his semi-permanent one?![]()
Swale_Gooner1985 wrote:unfortunately the days of chalk are gone, so the number of chalk penis's has fallen, shame really! I could start it off using white board markers?franksav63 wrote:Swale_Gooner1985 wrote:'Michael has informed me we have enough supplies in here to last over a month, that said, i do have a radio show to present, so can we make friends and ill be on my way?franksav63 wrote:You forgot ''back of the net''Number 5 wrote:In an effort to keep this out of the basement and football related.
"That goalie has football pie all over his shirt!"
"Shit!! Did you see that?! He must have a foot like a traction engine!!"
I liked the quote when he was in the service station and had a just microwaved apple pie in his hand as a weapon.
The temperature inside this apple pie is over 1000 degrees. If I squeeze it, a jet of molten bramley apple will squirt out. Could go your way; could go mine. Either way, one of us is going down
or
It's hotter than the sun....![]()
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Being a teacher, do you see lots of chalk drawings of penis's drawn on pupils, (or even teacher's) backs, in your line of work, or do we just wait for Sami to come along with his semi-permanent one?![]()