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Watching the chavs parade on sky sports news (why I don't know!) anyway does anyone know what's the deal with the celery throwing?

Chelsea fans are unable to satisfy women whilst engaged in coital relations, thus they are reduced to performing acts of sodomy with sticks of celery.

OI PHP"y..talk DAGENHAM PLEASE!

Tommorows Arsenal day

seriously,fuck off with all the dagenham stuff on every thread its not funny.
i wanna know no about the celery too

merse_10 wrote:seriously,fuck off with all the dagenham stuff on every thread its not funny.
i wanna know no about the celery too

What PHP said is accurate.

They have a song that goes something like "I'll make her come when i tickle her bum with celery"

I think it's the Chelsea fans acknowledging what it is that makes players want to sign for their club - loads of cash (i.e. a huge celery!!)

oh,fair enuff
shit club,shit fans,shit songs
(if only they'd won shit all this year)

My uncle (chelsea ST holder) was telling me about this...

Cant remember the full story, something to do with a european away day and from then on they threw celery about...

Celery is now actually banned from Stamford Bridge to stop it being lobbed at players

PHP wrote:Chelsea fans are unable to satisfy women whilst engaged in coital relations, thus they are reduced to performing acts of sodomy with sticks of celery.

This.

Refers to the song.

Celery, Celery,
If she don't cum,
I'll tickle her bum,
With a lump of celery

If you went to Chelsea in 80's you used to see lots of celery being chucked around on the Shed.

I heard they have celery because once they had a fat keeper so they chucked celery at him becuase you burn more calories eating celery than there is in a stick of celery.

Ha! maybe they brought some along to lob at fat frank, fucking dickheads.

fecking last time im mentioning Dagenham on here