THE LANDLORD AT MY LOCAL TOLD ME THIS...
Posted: Tue Jun 15, 2010 11:12 am
He got chatting to a taxi driver who was waiting for someone to leave the pub and the taxi driver told him about something that happened last week...
A man got in the back of his taxi and instead of saying anything just sat there in silence. After a while he said "Gatwick please" and then just sat there again, not muttering a word.
The taxi driver kept looking at the passenger in the mirror and thought he recognised him. Every time he did look in the mirror, his eyes met the passengers. As they approached Gatwick, the taxi driver said:
"Go on then, give us a clue?"
The passenger said "I used to play for Arsenal and now I play for Chelsea and my wifes left me."
The taxi driver replied "For f**k's sake Ashley, North or South terminal?"
TRUE STORY!
A man got in the back of his taxi and instead of saying anything just sat there in silence. After a while he said "Gatwick please" and then just sat there again, not muttering a word.
The taxi driver kept looking at the passenger in the mirror and thought he recognised him. Every time he did look in the mirror, his eyes met the passengers. As they approached Gatwick, the taxi driver said:
"Go on then, give us a clue?"
The passenger said "I used to play for Arsenal and now I play for Chelsea and my wifes left me."
The taxi driver replied "For f**k's sake Ashley, North or South terminal?"
TRUE STORY!
