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Cockney Rhyming

Posted: Sat Jun 26, 2010 2:35 pm
by SammyDroppedHisShorts
Anyone know the rhyme for Two One?

In terms of a University degree a 2:2 is stated as a Desmond

But what about 2:1? My pal nailed this in his degree and we were pondering

Posted: Sat Jun 26, 2010 2:55 pm
by g88ner
Well, apparently it's...

First = Geoff (as in Geoff Hurst/Damien Hirst)
2:1 = Attila (as in Attila the Hun)
2:2 = Desmond (as in Desmond Tutu)
Third = Douglas (as in Douglas Hurd/Thora Hird)
Pass = Khyber (as in Khyber Pass)

:shock: :?

http://www.thestudentroom.co.uk/wiki/De ... ifications

Posted: Sat Jun 26, 2010 5:25 pm
by SammyDroppedHisShorts
yes thought so

cheers dude

Posted: Sat Jun 26, 2010 9:54 pm
by g88ner
Ah, I couldn't understand why Attila the Hun was slang for 2:1.... but I just realised it's because 1 and Hun doesn't rhyme in my northern accent, but it does when I put on a fake cockney accent!!! :-P

Posted: Sat Jun 26, 2010 10:50 pm
by marcengels
g88ner wrote:Ah, I couldn't understand why Attila the Hun was slang for 2:1.... but I just realised it's because 1 and Hun doesn't rhyme in my northern accent, but it does when I put on a fake cockney accent!!! :-P
:lol: :lol:

Strange man...on a strange thread :lol: :wink:

Posted: Sat Jun 26, 2010 11:04 pm
by g88ner
marcengels wrote:
g88ner wrote:Ah, I couldn't understand why Attila the Hun was slang for 2:1.... but I just realised it's because 1 and Hun doesn't rhyme in my northern accent, but it does when I put on a fake cockney accent!!! :-P
:lol: :lol:

Strange man...on a strange thread :lol: :wink:
Thanks, marc 8) :lol:

Posted: Sat Jun 26, 2010 11:06 pm
by SammyDroppedHisShorts
marcengels wrote:
g88ner wrote:Ah, I couldn't understand why Attila the Hun was slang for 2:1.... but I just realised it's because 1 and Hun doesn't rhyme in my northern accent, but it does when I put on a fake cockney accent!!! :-P
:lol: :lol:

Strange man...on a strange thread :lol: :wink:
Strange men in strange thread read by further strange man....who had to comment :lol:

Posted: Sun Jun 27, 2010 8:04 am
by Basil is a Gooner
Hes a PCW. :wink:

Posted: Sun Jun 27, 2010 10:19 am
by marcengels
SammyDroppedHisShorts wrote:
marcengels wrote:
g88ner wrote:Ah, I couldn't understand why Attila the Hun was slang for 2:1.... but I just realised it's because 1 and Hun doesn't rhyme in my northern accent, but it does when I put on a fake cockney accent!!! :-P
:lol: :lol:

Strange man...on a strange thread :lol: :wink:
Strange men in strange thread read by further strange man....who had to comment :lol:
It's very rare I can find something stranger than myself Sammy..but this shit... :lol: :wink:

Posted: Sun Jun 27, 2010 11:18 am
by marcengels
I've just put my shoes in the freezer

Posted: Sun Jun 27, 2010 11:25 am
by I Hate Hleb
marcengels wrote:I've just put my shoes in the freezer
I take it you have the ice-cube makers on your feet? :? 8) :lol: :lol: :wink:

Posted: Sun Jun 27, 2010 12:51 pm
by marcengels
I Hate Hleb wrote:
marcengels wrote:I've just put my shoes in the freezer
I take it you have the ice-cube makers on your feet? :? 8) :lol: :lol: :wink:
:roll: :roll: :-P

The steaks, stupid :lol: :oops: :wink:

Posted: Sun Jun 27, 2010 12:56 pm
by SammyDroppedHisShorts
So have you put your one and twos on your plates then Marc?

Posted: Sun Jun 27, 2010 1:06 pm
by franksav63
Marc, so you put your Barney's in the freezer??? (is there a cockney rhyme for freezer ??) :? :lol: :lol:

Posted: Sun Jun 27, 2010 1:11 pm
by SammyDroppedHisShorts
Frank

Are you gonna watch some Franky Vaughan tonight?