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What is the best part of a morning fry up? Arguments have raged over this one for generations!

a mug of tea and a waitress in a low cut top..........

SAUSAGES!!

bacon,sausage 2eggs , black and white pudding with a big mug of tea and brown soda bread.

none of this beans,tomato and mushroom crap

bockwurst, mostard and a pint of guinness - THE breakfast of champions

by the way, at what time do pubs usually open in the UK?

REBEL GOONER wrote:bacon,sausage 2eggs , black and white pudding with a big mug of tea and brown soda bread.

none of this beans,tomato and mushroom crap

Mushrooms and tomatoes are great with a fry up! And the bacon is the best part!

brazilianGOONER wrote:bockwurst, mostard and a pint of guinness - THE breakfast of champions

by the way, at what time do pubs usually open in the UK?

Usually 11 oclock, but if you get to any pubs around markets, they open much earlier.

Anyway, don't do breakfast, they're for Tennis lovers...

franksav63 wrote:

brazilianGOONER wrote:bockwurst, mostard and a pint of guinness - THE breakfast of champions

by the way, at what time do pubs usually open in the UK?

Usually 11 oclock, but if you get to any pubs around markets, they open much earlier.

Anyway, don't do breakfast, they're for Tennis lovers...

you fellas are a happy sort and don't know it

brazilianGOONER wrote:

franksav63 wrote:

brazilianGOONER wrote:bockwurst, mostard and a pint of guinness - THE breakfast of champions

by the way, at what time do pubs usually open in the UK?

Usually 11 oclock, but if you get to any pubs around markets, they open much earlier.

Anyway, don't do breakfast, they're for Tennis lovers...

you fellas are a happy sort and don't know it

Why's that mate??

franksav63 wrote:

brazilianGOONER wrote:

franksav63 wrote:

brazilianGOONER wrote:bockwurst, mostard and a pint of guinness - THE breakfast of champions

by the way, at what time do pubs usually open in the UK?

Usually 11 oclock, but if you get to any pubs around markets, they open much earlier.

Anyway, don't do breakfast, they're for Tennis lovers...

you fellas are a happy sort and don't know it

Why's that mate??

pubs open at around 6pm in brazil , i live in a 1.5 million people city that has around 10 or 15 pubs maximum, and a pint of guinness costs over 6 pounds, while a shit local lager in a common bar costs less than 2 i never watched a football match at a pub, mind you.

a trip to my favourite local pub here, which is an 'irish pub', usually sets me back 25 pounds for two pints of old speckled hen and a boxty. that's similar to what i spend with lunch for an entire week

for some stupid reason we have hundreds of cafe-esque style bars, but very few pubs... fucking portuguese colonizers

Only One Tony Adams wrote:a mug of tea and a waitress in a low cut top..........

Not when the waitress in question is 22 stone 85 years of age with BAD breath a fag sticking out of her gob, oh yes, and her wrinkled 44DD's spill out of the low cut top

OneBardGooner wrote:

Only One Tony Adams wrote:a mug of tea and a waitress in a low cut top..........

Not when the waitress in question is 22 stone 85 years of age with BAD breath a fag sticking out of her gob, oh yes, and her wrinkled 44DD's spill out of the low cut top

That's a description of Mrgnu's ideal date!!

I Hate Hleb wrote:

OneBardGooner wrote:

Only One Tony Adams wrote:a mug of tea and a waitress in a low cut top..........

Not when the waitress in question is 22 stone 85 years of age with BAD breath a fag sticking out of her gob, oh yes, and her wrinkled 44DD's spill out of the low cut top

That's a description of Mrgnu's ideal date!!

brazilianGOONER wrote:

franksav63 wrote:

brazilianGOONER wrote:

franksav63 wrote:

brazilianGOONER wrote:bockwurst, mostard and a pint of guinness - THE breakfast of champions

by the way, at what time do pubs usually open in the UK?

Usually 11 oclock, but if you get to any pubs around markets, they open much earlier.

Anyway, don't do breakfast, they're for Tennis lovers...

you fellas are a happy sort and don't know it

Why's that mate??

pubs open at around 6pm in brazil , i live in a 1.5 million people city that has around 10 or 15 pubs maximum, and a pint of guinness costs over 6 pounds, while a shit local lager in a common bar costs less than 2 i never watched a football match at a pub, mind you.

a trip to my favourite local pub here, which is an 'irish pub', usually sets me back 25 pounds for two pints of old speckled hen and a boxty. that's similar to what i spend with lunch for an entire week

for some stupid reason we have hundreds of cafe-esque style bars, but very few pubs... fucking portuguese colonizers

Fucking hell, that's amazingly expensive.... I must stop moaning at my local selling Guinness for £2.60 a pint...