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Posted: **Sat Aug 28, 2010 9:03 pm**

he will only be out for 2 weeks

Now THERES a suprise

Posted: **Sat Aug 28, 2010 9:34 pm**

mrgnu1958 wrote:he will only be out for 2 weeks
Now THERES a suprise

By all accounts the hernia story is total bullshit......he is going for liposuction and it is going to take some tank to store the crap they suck out of that fatboy

Posted: **Sat Aug 28, 2010 9:41 pm**

it is self perpetuating, he eats burgers and creates fat which they then suck out of him to make more burgers.

He has a contract with burger king and ginsters pies.

Posted: **Sat Aug 28, 2010 10:04 pm**

I will shag his missus while hes got a hernia

Posted: **Sat Aug 28, 2010 10:26 pm**

RNTGOONER wrote:it is self perpetuating, he eats burgers and creates fat which they then suck out of him to make more burgers.

He has a contract with burger king and ginsters pies.

Post of the year!

Posted: **Sat Aug 28, 2010 11:12 pm**

merson_is_god wrote:I will shag his missus while hes got a hernia

only if she plays tennis............

Posted: **Sun Aug 29, 2010 12:32 am**

Yeah I read this too. Typical. Watch them take Wilshire, so he can get hurt in a meaningless game. KNOCK ON WOOD.

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