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ok ive posted something like this b4 but wanted more opinion as cant find other thread, we planning on going in few weeks but havent booked anything...its looking likley to be between croatia and the canaries.
weve been coraleco b4 and it was a bit quiet (this time of year)

anyone have any expericne of other places on canaries or croatia and recommendations.

we looking for decent beaches, nightlife (not necessarily ayia napa levels), nice women, maybe milfs, and heat...need to go tantastic.

the playing mantis wrote:ok ive posted something like this b4 but wanted more opinion as cant find other thread, we planning on going in few weeks but havent booked anything...its looking likley to be between croatia and the canaries.
weve been coraleco b4 and it was a bit quiet (this time of year)

anyone have any expericne of other places on canaries or croatia and recommendations.

we looking for decent beaches, nightlife (not necessarily ayia napa levels), nice women, maybe milfs, and heat...need to go tantastic.

Benidorm

**** junior is off to Bulgarias sunny beach resort in sept..for 10 nights £450 all-inclusive at a 4star hotel.
Its cheap as chips there.

I've been to the Canaries quite a lot, Mantis.

Correlejo, in Fuertaventura, is quietish.

If you want a bit more lively then I'd suggest ....

Lanzarote, but stay near to the main resort Puerta del Carmen. Matagorda is good. Just on the edge. You can walk or get a cheap cab.

Gran Canaria. Playa de Ingles is lively for nightlife. It joins on to Las Palomas which is more quiet. You can walk between the two places along the beach (nudists along the way, so be warned, it's not a pretty sight, loads of very old Germans etc, and there's a section for the "tennis players").

Tenerife. Quite lively anywhere in the south. Brits seem to be more plentyful there than Gran Canaria.

Canaries is great for sunshine and heat during the UK winter. But at this time of year you could get a similar climate in other places. Turkey is good for cheap all-inclusive holidays. Hotels are mostly 5 star rated. Anywhere in eastern europe is good value. Better than the Euro zone countries. And when the Greeks get used to the idea that their economy is bollocksed (and start being cheap again) I'd deffo visit the islands again.

Goodbye to all, TENERIFE for 4 Weeks ( F**K)
Fanabe,Sun,Sea,Sand and, Rebel will be reading this, and TV

I will pop in occasionally to check that ye
(dirty bastards)are behaving

Have a good one, Barry.

FOUR feckin weeks!!!!

Lucky sod

Which resort?

Been to Gran Canaria before, seemed to be an island of the Tennis clique.

olgitgooner wrote:Have a good one, Barry.

FOUR feckin weeks!!!!

Lucky sod

Which resort?

All the money he saves not paying for films

I went to Fuerteventura six long years ago (It makes me feel old, Im 17 ), was brilliant, when you get there first you have doubts, but theyll quickly evaporate, trust me. if you go there try the lizard in the bottle

EDIT - just read properly youve already been, silly me

what id give for a week away somewhere sunny.

i'm on vacations and gonna spend a week in sunny uruguay beaches

Can I be the first to say




Whitstable?

My memory of Gran Canaria was having bastard cockroaches everywhere. Seriously, EVERYWHERE. Every restaurant, bar, club, hotel. I would never go back to that stinking island.

corkbarry wrote:Goodbye to all, TENERIFE for 4 Weeks ( F**K)
Fanabe,Sun,Sea,Sand and, Rebel will be reading this, and TV

I will pop in occasionally to check that ye
(dirty bastards)are behaving

Have a good one Barry lock up your valuables Rebel will be round at some point rifling his way through them

ok cheers for the suggestions, canaries its looking likely for the guaranteed(....)weather.

sutch where in fuerteventura did you go...we went corraleco mid sept few years back, seemed pretty quiet and unpromising to start as you siad as seeemed everyone had gone home...but 2ndnight livened up no end after finding out the best places to go.

hope the wetahers good for you barry, specially fo the next 2 weeks!