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The only surprise is she isnt 70

Here we go

WAHEY

Popcorn time

Why do these players cheat when there already punching way abover their weight with there Wags? (Cole ad Crouch spring to mind)

Gooner_Sam wrote:Why do these players cheat when there already punching way abover their weight with there Wags? (Cole ad Crouch spring to mind)

They are men, what do you expect.

I wonder why they get married so early when they know being young and faithful is a rarity with such a high profile.

Cristiano is clearly not as dumb as the rest.

£1000 for a hooker? WTF?! I'd maybe pay a grand to run up in some kind of magical unicorn fanny, but for that?

Its Up 4 Grabs Now wrote:£1000 for a hooker? WTF?! I'd maybe pay a grand to run up in some kind of magical unicorn fanny, but for that?

Fancy going two ups? 500 quid each? Shotgun not having the end with the spike

not newsworthy at all- its a disgrace these papers printing shite like this. He shagged a whore, who gives a fuck? The only shocking thing is the state of the lass- I shagged a much fitter whore when over in amsterdam for our pre season tour and she was only 50 euros

safcftm wrote:not newsworthy at all- its a disgrace these papers printing shite like this. He shagged a whore, who gives a fuck? The only shocking thing is the state of the lass- I shagged a much fitter whore when over in amsterdam for our pre season tour and she was only 50 euros

Awoogah we have a ladies man on the forum

BournemouthRED wrote:

Its Up 4 Grabs Now wrote:£1000 for a hooker? WTF?! I'd maybe pay a grand to run up in some kind of magical unicorn fanny, but for that?

Fancy going two ups? 500 quid each? Shotgun not having the end with the spike

But surely that’s the end that gives you the horn!

stupid *word censored*.

be grateful for what you have stupid overpaye shithead

safcftm wrote:not newsworthy at all- its a disgrace these papers printing shite like this. He shagged a whore, who gives a fuck? The only shocking thing is the state of the lass- I shagged a much fitter whore when over in amsterdam for our pre season tour and she was only 50 euros

Hmm..... can you be totally sure... Was Brazilian Gooner over Amsterdam around that time??

and did he take it up the Arris?

safcftm wrote:not newsworthy at all- its a disgrace these papers printing shite like this. He shagged a whore, who gives a fuck

disagree
the man is making millions with this family image, ie selling the rights to hello mag etc plus his endorsements so fuck him.

the more of the cheating bastards exposed the better .