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Any Rooney songs?
Posted: Mon Sep 13, 2010 6:42 pm
by paperclip
Wondering if any of you have heard any Rooney songs? I want to wind up my mate who won't hear a word said against him.
I'm sure some of you could come up with good ones too. So far, the only one I've seen is from a Spurs fan, to the tune of "No Woman No Cry"
"No woman no Kai"
Can anyone do any better?
Posted: Mon Sep 13, 2010 7:37 pm
by jamjc64
To the tune of Bob Marley No Woman
No Woman No Kye

Posted: Mon Sep 13, 2010 7:44 pm
by Captain Fabregas
Russel Howard had one on Mock The Week...
Wayne Rooney, shagged a whore
We all thought he couldn't score
Hisssss wives gonna take his money from the bank
Next time wayne, just have a *****
Posted: Mon Sep 13, 2010 8:02 pm
by augie
I heard that the toffee's fans had printed off and distributed 35,000 sheets of songs about shrek for last saturdays game the highlight being a tune to the air of footballs coming home and the words were something like "rooney likes a pro" instead
Posted: Mon Sep 13, 2010 8:35 pm
by Gunnersaurus
I'm sure the Liverpool fans will give it to him at the weekend.
Posted: Tue Sep 14, 2010 2:29 am
by crocit
your just a fat granny shagger, FAT GRANNNNNY SHAGGGGGGER
Posted: Tue Sep 14, 2010 7:55 am
by digger
crocit wrote:your just a fat granny shagger, FAT GRANNNNNY SHAGGGGGGER
Last time we sang that one, the fat *word censored* belted the ball into the family section

Posted: Tue Sep 14, 2010 10:42 am
by DB10GOONER
Captain Fabregas wrote:Russel Howard had one on Mock The Week...
Wayne Rooney, shagged a whore
We all thought he couldn't score
Hisssss wives gonna take his money from the bank
Next time wayne, just have a *****
Was watching that. Brilliant song.

Posted: Tue Sep 14, 2010 11:04 am
by LDB
digger wrote:crocit wrote:your just a fat granny shagger, FAT GRANNNNNY SHAGGGGGGER
Last time we sang that one, the fat *word censored* belted the ball into the family section

Evacuate the women and children!

Posted: Tue Sep 14, 2010 11:06 am
by DB10GOONER
LDB wrote:digger wrote:crocit wrote:your just a fat granny shagger, FAT GRANNNNNY SHAGGGGGGER
Last time we sang that one, the fat *word censored* belted the ball into the family section

Evacuate the women and children!

Especially the women. If they are old. And prostitutes.

Posted: Tue Sep 14, 2010 11:18 am
by goonersid
I see his knacker whore of a wife has taken him back, glad to see it as they are made for each other. And don't think it will be too long before he is knocking her about again.
Just your typical scouse couple.
Posted: Tue Sep 14, 2010 11:36 am
by Its Up 4 Grabs Now
Still reckon we should sing to the South Park “Uncle Fuckerâ€
Posted: Tue Sep 14, 2010 11:39 am
by marcengels
Posted: Tue Sep 14, 2010 12:34 pm
by LDB
[quote="Its Up 4 Grabs Now"]Still reckon we should sing to the South Park “Uncle Fuckerâ€
Posted: Tue Sep 14, 2010 12:35 pm
by DB10GOONER
[quote="Its Up 4 Grabs Now"]Still reckon we should sing to the South Park “Uncle Fuckerâ€