Put your George michael jokes here please.
Posted: Tue Sep 14, 2010 4:56 pm
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Posted: Tue Sep 14, 2010 6:39 pm
good response so far 
Posted: Tue Sep 14, 2010 6:43 pm
After George Michael was jailed today his spokesman has said
"George is sorry for what he has done & wishes for no preferential treatment"
However...
"If they can use furry handcuffs & he sleeps on top"
he'd be happy. Â Â
"George is sorry for what he has done & wishes for no preferential treatment"
However...
"If they can use furry handcuffs & he sleeps on top"
he'd be happy. Â Â
Posted: Tue Sep 14, 2010 6:43 pm
mrgnu1958 wrote:
I don't get 'emRosie_titters wrote:good response so far
Posted: Tue Sep 14, 2010 6:57 pm
Ive heard better onesRosie_titters wrote:good response so far
Posted: Tue Sep 14, 2010 7:15 pm
George felt rather embarassed when he noticed a brown stain in the seat of his trousers.
It wasn't a poo stain. It was the remnants of a chocolate bar which had been inserted into his rectum.
A careless wisper.
It wasn't a poo stain. It was the remnants of a chocolate bar which had been inserted into his rectum.
A careless wisper.
Posted: Tue Sep 14, 2010 7:25 pm
He is a Gooner, so easy on him!
Posted: Tue Sep 14, 2010 7:34 pm
TENNIS CLIQUE!!!!!!!!!!QuartzGooner wrote:He is a Gooner, so easy on him!
Posted: Tue Sep 14, 2010 7:49 pm
Nah. Just secure in my sexuality so have no problem in mentioning it.olgitgooner wrote:TENNIS CLIQUE!!!!!!!!!!QuartzGooner wrote:He is a Gooner, so easy on him!
Sorry to disappoint you .
Posted: Tue Sep 14, 2010 8:01 pm
I heard he was a Newcastle fan.QuartzGooner wrote:He is a Gooner, so easy on him!
Posted: Tue Sep 14, 2010 8:22 pm
Didn't mean you, QuartzQuartzGooner wrote:Nah. Just secure in my sexuality so have no problem in mentioning it.olgitgooner wrote:TENNIS CLIQUE!!!!!!!!!!QuartzGooner wrote:He is a Gooner, so easy on him!
Sorry to disappoint you .
I just wondered if George was regular poster on here. If so, who could he be?
Posted: Tue Sep 14, 2010 8:39 pm
Well, funny how G88ner has been offline for a few days.olgitgooner wrote:Didn't mean you, QuartzQuartzGooner wrote:Nah. Just secure in my sexuality so have no problem in mentioning it.olgitgooner wrote:TENNIS CLIQUE!!!!!!!!!!QuartzGooner wrote:He is a Gooner, so easy on him!
Sorry to disappoint you .
I just wondered if George was regular poster on here. If so, who could he be?
Claimed he was off to "Machu Pichu".
Maybe that is tennis dialect along the lines of "Macho? Then I'll Pick You!"
Hmmmm.
Posted: Tue Sep 14, 2010 9:05 pm
What do George Michael and Chilean miners have in common?
Both will be free after eight weeks of heavy drilling.
Both will be free after eight weeks of heavy drilling.
Posted: Tue Sep 14, 2010 9:22 pm
It always amazes me how fast these topical jokes arrive.
Posted: Wed Sep 15, 2010 4:06 pm
HE'S GONNA BLOODY LOVE IT IN THERE! HE'LL KEEP WANTING TO GO FOR SHOWERS!