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I have once.
I was bursting for a number 2s as i entered wba ground years ago.
I headed straight for the bogs and sat me arse down.
You guessed it..NO TOILET PAPER.
I had to use the WBA programme.
At this point id like to say sorry to the great Cyril Regis...He was on the front cover.

I have. Brum away last year and couldn't fucking stop, sprinting from New Street to St. Andrews as not to miss kick-off and bloody stewards took ages to search us.. *word censored*... came bloody close to pissing myself...

known fact, years ago everyone would piss in the blokes coat pocket who stood in front of you - many a men would go home with wet coat and trousers

Rosie_titters wrote:known fact, years ago everyone would piss in the blokes coat pocket who stood in front of you - many a men would go home with wet coat and trousers

I'd heard about that - is it really true?

yes...and at millwalls old ground they used to have a standing area above fans and they used to piss on peoples heads.

mrgnu1958 wrote:yes...and at millwalls old ground they used to have a standing area above fans and they used to piss on peoples heads.

Didn't the fight start off at Arsenal-Everton two years ago cos some bloke in Club Level had a quick piss onto the Scousers?

mrgnu1958 wrote:I have once.
I was bursting for a number 2s as i entered wba ground years ago.
I headed straight for the bogs and sat me arse down.
You guessed it..NO TOILET PAPER.
I had to use the WBA programme.
At this point id like to say sorry to the great Cyril Regis...He was on the front cover.

I think it was Blackburn in the FA cup semi @ Cardiff, was dying to go piss but there was a massive queue, when I got to the toilet the piss wouldn't come out, got back to my seat and I needed to go again

MrGnu I will never see Cyrille Regis in the same way EVER again!

Mate of mine stated acting odd at Highbury about ten years odd. At half time started fidgeting. I asked what was wrong he said he had stomach aches but that was not ready to go to toilet.

He then explained he had a lunch of Ryvita and herring (fine for a Swedish woman but not what a bloke should eat).

Full time he was red in face, we walked as fast as possible to a pub somewhere round back of Holloway Road.

20 seconds later he runs out, explaining there was no toilet paper.

Found another pub and when he came out said he had gone in the ladies, was no paper in the gents.

Moral of story: Avoid a high fibre lunch before a game!

DB10 gets called short at every match he attends!!

mrgnu1958 wrote:I have once.
I was bursting for a number 2s as i entered wba ground years ago.
I headed straight for the bogs and sat me arse down.
You guessed it..NO TOILET PAPER.
I had to use the WBA programme.
At this point id like to say sorry to the great Cyril Regis...He was on the front cover.

why didn't you just use your pants, and then take them off and leave them in the bogs and go commando - there would be no problem catching your todger in the zip

I Hate Hleb wrote:DB10 gets called short at every match he attends!!

merson_is_god wrote:MrGnu I will never see Cyrille Regis in the same way EVER again!