Wenger caption comp

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"Signings in January?" tock tock
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Now listen up boys, this is where your footballing brain should be. Unfortunately Alex Song and I don't appear to have one
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Basil is a Gooner wrote:Image
and zen with her big titties and her fighting spirit, i was lured in. I could not elp myself, yes i know she iz ugly Johann but she has quality and was technically very good. I must continue to fight and hope that this child becomes a defensive midfielder but do not worry Alex, he will not be available for 7 years so i will not kill your career.
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"Lauren hurt iz 'ead about ere!"
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If I had anything up here I'd fuck all of you right off.
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In 2 years time Alex I want you to be my star striker.
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Wenger to Eboue.............."Manu....sorry, you have some jizz just here"
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"Remember everyone i know so just like the FA Cup semi final of 2009 im going to drop my best player for the Carling Cup semis"
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TeeCee wrote:Wenger to Eboue.............."Manu....sorry, you have some jizz just here"
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Now boys, start winning big games or you will become stressed and have these wrinkles like me!
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Wenger: Eboue you will soon have a baby brother to play with :lol: :lol:
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Basil is a Gooner wrote:Image
''Lads, as Le Boss, I was just contemplating my team for le next round of le F.A. cup, and it reminded me, zat's what le 'realists' know about football..........F.A..

Still, zay keeps paying zere money !!

Right, zat's training for anuzer day, shower time :shower:
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Eboue: "boss, sorry to ask but... erm... what does Pat Rice actually do?"

Wenger: "Erm... [scratches his head]... I don't know... he waz ere when I arrived. I think eez the mascot, no?! :? "
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Wenger: "Listen to me... defending is in the mind! [taps his head] if you have mental strength and super belief in yourself, we will stop conceding goals!"

Eboue: "Erm... ok, but how about teaching us how to defend?"

Djourou: "yeah, yeah - maybe practice defending corners? you know, like man marking and stuff, innit?"

Eboue: "yes! and maybe bring in a dedicated defensive coach to instil a defensive mentality and understanding between the players?"

Djourou: "yes... and... and..."

Wenger "SILENCE!! we need none of that! we need super belief and mental strength... [taps his head].... as zey say... Arsene knows!"

Eboue & Djourou: "yes, boss. Of course, boss. Mental strength. Super belief. Arsene knows :( "
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