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Vomiting From Both Ends.........
Posted: Mon Feb 21, 2011 3:59 pm
by northbankbren
Fucking hell. Fallen foul of one of those 24 hour type bug things. Im pretty sure i caught it off my old man who wasnt well on sat.
I honestly dont think I've ever been as ill as i was last night.
It was like i was pissing out of my arse/while vomiting from the rite end every bloody 10 mins.....ALL NIGHT
Couldnt even keep water down. Got to the point where the stomach was empty and was bringing up the bile from my stomach, but my arse was like a leeky tap.
One of those ones that was so bad I was sat on the bog in agony and actually said a little prayer to make it stop.
Only got up about an hour ago, and drained as fuck.
Message is, if anyone you know gets one of these bugs, stay the fuck away from them, or chance are you'll be pissing out of your arse too.
Re: Vomiting From Both Ends.........
Posted: Mon Feb 21, 2011 4:04 pm
by Rugby Gooner
northbankbren wrote:Fucking hell. Fallen foul of one of those 24 hour type bug things. Im pretty sure i caught it off my old man who wasnt well on sat.
I honestly dont think I've ever been as ill as i was last night.
It was like i was pissing out of my arse/while vomiting from the rite end every bloody 10 mins.....ALL NIGHT
Couldnt even keep water down. Got to the point where the stomach was empty and was bringing up the bile from my stomach, but my arse was like a leeky tap.
One of those ones that was so bad I was sat on the bog in agony and actually said a little prayer to make it stop.
Only got up about an hour ago, and drained as fuck.
Message is, if anyone you know gets one of these bugs, stay the fuck away from them, or chance are you'll be pissing out of your arse too.
Try and look at it as a mega de-tox!!! Especially the rusty water!!
Posted: Mon Feb 21, 2011 4:11 pm
by Dan_85
Posted: Mon Feb 21, 2011 4:40 pm
by mrgnu1958
Orient Burger Bren"y??
Posted: Tue Feb 22, 2011 2:25 pm
by DB10GOONER
Posted: Tue Feb 22, 2011 5:25 pm
by mrgnu1958
Any carrotts?
Posted: Tue Feb 22, 2011 8:10 pm
by QuartzGooner
Sounds similar to rice food poisoning.
You feel awful then sit on toilet all night.
Hope you are better now.
Posted: Tue Feb 22, 2011 10:12 pm
by northbankbren
Still really nauseous and havent got appetite back, but not getting sick or pissing out of the arse anymore, thank god. I'll live.
Posted: Tue Feb 22, 2011 10:20 pm
by xDAVEYx
Norovirus. When my sister and her family moved in with me for a few weeks, 3 of us copped it one night, spent the next day sheepish, the next not particularly hungry and the next day feeling ok...
You'll be right as reign (or is it rain?) in a couple days chum. Not fun but not forever either
Posted: Wed Feb 23, 2011 8:00 am
by DB10GOONER
Myself and the missus had that winter vomiting bug about a year after we got married (no kids at that stage) and we spent three days destroying our bathroom and onsuite. It was fucking relentless. Her family and mine took it in turns to drop water and toilet paper in the door for us as we were that contagious. Our doctor wore a mask when he called. His advice? Go with it, keep hydrated, if it gets worse after 3 days I'll hospitalise you. Took days before either of us felt like eating. Awful fucking time.
You have my sympathy Bren.
Posted: Wed Feb 23, 2011 9:34 am
by REB
great for weight loss
Posted: Wed Feb 23, 2011 12:53 pm
by SPUDMASHER
Also now known as a "Bad case of the Dovers"
Posted: Wed Feb 23, 2011 4:53 pm
by Boomer
Posted: Thu Feb 24, 2011 6:26 am
by flash gunner
SPUDMASHER wrote:Also now known as a "Bad case of the Dovers"
Need to downlaod the Tuesday club havent heard any of them yet.
Hope youre feeling better Bren
