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Favourite quotes from the office!
Posted: Tue Mar 08, 2011 12:13 pm
by mikeyb772001
Not everyone’s cup of team but all these years later it still makes me fucking laugh!!!
A classic one below!
Tim: You really are a couple of sad little men, aren't you?
Gareth: Oh yeah, they're sad little men. He’s thrown a kettle over a pub, what have you done?
Posted: Tue Mar 08, 2011 1:33 pm
by DB10GOONER
Posted: Tue Mar 08, 2011 1:38 pm
by mikeyb772001
This is by far the best moment ever in the office. Also the funniest thing I have ever seen on TV to this day.
The training session about how to deal with angry customers.
David: I'd like to make a complaint please.
Rowan: Don't care.
David: Well, I am staying in the hotel..
Rowan: Don't care, it's not my shift.
David: Well you're an ambassador for the hotel...
Rowan: I don't care what you think..
David: I think you'll care when I tell you what the complaint is...
Rowan: I don't care!
David: I think there's been a rape up there! See, I got his attention. Get. Their. Attention.
Posted: Fri Mar 11, 2011 8:55 am
by flash gunner
Posted: Fri Mar 11, 2011 11:17 am
by Dan_85
“I can see why someone would find that offensive.â€
Posted: Fri Mar 11, 2011 11:20 am
by mikeyb772001
David Brent with the new Guy - So funny
“This is Sanj, this guy does the best Ali G impersonation, Aiiieee. I can’t do it, go on, do it.â€
Posted: Fri Mar 11, 2011 12:33 pm
by DB10GOONER
Love the bit where Gareth points at Tim's new bird's gowk and says "If you want me to go in there..."
Posted: Fri Mar 11, 2011 12:36 pm
by mikeyb772001
DB10GOONER wrote:Love the bit where Gareth points at Tim's new bird's gowk and says "If you want me to go in there..."
Arr man seriously thats just killed me, That was so funny
Didnt he say he doesnt normally but he would..?
So many liitle funny moments that are genius!
Posted: Fri Mar 11, 2011 12:46 pm
by DB10GOONER
mikeyb772001 wrote:DB10GOONER wrote:Love the bit where Gareth points at Tim's new bird's gowk and says "If you want me to go in there..."
Arr man seriously thats just killed me, That was so funny
Didnt he say he doesnt normally but he would..?
So many liitle funny moments that are genius!
Yeah. My missus bought me the complete box set and it is just the funniest thing ever. LOVED that show. SO FUCKING BETTER than the septics version.
Posted: Fri Mar 11, 2011 7:29 pm
by REB
american office is so much better
Posted: Fri Mar 11, 2011 7:43 pm
by Yankee_Gooner_Dandee
english office
american office
Posted: Fri Mar 11, 2011 8:05 pm
by jonny3110
Tim hides a dildo in Brents office, he comes out and announces
"what am I doing in there with that...she says its not hers and I for one beleive her"
"It's mine"
"good...so what have we learnt?"
"don't leave ya dildo lying around??"
"don't let it out of your site"
Same episode, Neil Bakes a cake for the office, Brent has one bite:
"Oooh, bit rich innit?! bit sweet...I prefer a flan!"
Posted: Fri Mar 11, 2011 8:58 pm
by Henry Norris 1913
american office is better in every way. plus ricky gervaise is a hairy short arse *word censored*
Posted: Sun Mar 13, 2011 12:42 pm
by merson_is_god
"Mr toad" scene
"Goggled eyed freak!"
Posted: Mon Mar 14, 2011 8:25 am
by DB10GOONER
American Office is shite. I have spoken.