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Chuck Norris Facts
Posted: Thu Mar 10, 2011 8:57 pm
by Arsenal 1991
Just to lighten the mood here are some Chuck Norris facts (hyper masculine actor from the 80s)
Chuck Norris can divide by zero.
Chuck Norris doesn't wear a watch. He decides what time it is.
When Bruce Banner gets angry, he turns into the Hulk. When the Hulk gets angry, he turns into Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris doesn't push himself up, he pushes the earth down.
They once made a Chuck Norris toilet paper, but it wouldn't take shit from anybody.
Posted: Thu Mar 10, 2011 8:59 pm
by Arsenal 1991
Sorry basement it please.
Posted: Thu Mar 10, 2011 8:59 pm
by Rugby Gooner
Chuck Norris walked into a bar,
The bar said ouch!
Posted: Thu Mar 10, 2011 9:00 pm
by frankbutcher
Posted: Thu Mar 10, 2011 9:05 pm
by Arsenal 1991
In fine print on the last page of the Guinness Book of World Records it notes that all world records are held by Chuck Norris, and those listed in the book are simply the closest anyone else has ever gotten.
Posted: Thu Mar 10, 2011 9:05 pm
by Arsenal 1991
Crop circles are Chuck Norris' way of telling the world that sometimes corn needs to lie the fuck down.
Posted: Thu Mar 10, 2011 9:05 pm
by Arsenal 1991
Rugby Gooner wrote:Chuck Norris walked into a bar,
The bar said ouch!
Posted: Thu Mar 10, 2011 9:17 pm
by northbankbren
Arsenal 1991 wrote:Crop circles are Chuck Norris' way of telling the world that sometimes corn needs to lie the fuck down.
Very good.
Posted: Thu Mar 10, 2011 9:20 pm
by QuartzGooner
Chuck Norris KO'd Roy Keane by looking at him.
Posted: Thu Mar 10, 2011 9:21 pm
by Arsenal 1991
A Handicap parking sign does not signify that this spot is for handicapped people. It is actually in fact a warning, that the spot belongs to Chuck Norris and that you will be handicapped if you park there.
Posted: Thu Mar 10, 2011 11:20 pm
by eliogooner
Chuck Norris was born May 6,1945. The Nazis surrendered May 7, 1945.
Posted: Fri Mar 11, 2011 9:10 am
by northbankbren
Posted: Fri Mar 11, 2011 9:20 am
by marcengels
Posted: Fri Mar 11, 2011 9:21 am
by flash gunner
Posted: Fri Mar 11, 2011 11:16 am
by Henry Norris 1913
his brother henry has a footlong
