LIVERPOOL HAVE SIGNED MICHAEL JACKSON
AT THE PRESS CONFRENCE HE SAID "THE PROSPECT OF BEING SPANKED BY A BUNCH OF KIDS AT HOME WAS TOO GOOD TO TURN DOWN"
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LIVERPOOL JOKE
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1.Officials of Iraq have claimed that Saddam Hussein hasn't been killed and is still alive by showing the leader giving an interview which was said to be live...
He said "To prove I am still alive, Liverpool were total sh**e on Saturday."
The British Government said, "That could have been recorded months ago."
2.An Arsenal fan, a Scouser and a Chinese man are in the hospital maternity ward. The doctor goes out to the fathers and he tells them that there has been a mix up with the babies.
He says, "each of you go in and choose a baby that you think is yours, then come out and then we will review the situation."
The Arsenal fan goes in first and comes out with a baby. The doctor immediately spots a fault.
He approaches the Arsenal fan and says, "come on lad, you know thats the chinese baby" to which the Gooner replies "I know, but there is a Scouse baby in there and I ain't taking no chances!"
He said "To prove I am still alive, Liverpool were total sh**e on Saturday."
The British Government said, "That could have been recorded months ago."
2.An Arsenal fan, a Scouser and a Chinese man are in the hospital maternity ward. The doctor goes out to the fathers and he tells them that there has been a mix up with the babies.
He says, "each of you go in and choose a baby that you think is yours, then come out and then we will review the situation."
The Arsenal fan goes in first and comes out with a baby. The doctor immediately spots a fault.
He approaches the Arsenal fan and says, "come on lad, you know thats the chinese baby" to which the Gooner replies "I know, but there is a Scouse baby in there and I ain't taking no chances!"
