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What we going to do now with all that Monkey Poop and Rancid Fruit we've got stored away?

The movement is alive...with the smell of poop

Is it or isnt it???? Ive got a heap of monkey poop and need to know

The movement is alive...and when we rise up, we will need all the monkey poop we can get our hands on.

I recommend you send some of your Weapons Procurement team around to Gareth Bale's house and the Spurs training ground for more ammunition!!

I Hate Hleb wrote:I recommend you send some of your Weapons Procurement team around to Gareth Bale's house and the Spurs training ground for more ammunition!!

Anyone want to buy some monkey poop and rancid fruit?

storrmin571 wrote:Anyone want to buy some monkey poop and rancid fruit?

How much?

marcengels wrote:

storrmin571 wrote:Anyone want to buy some monkey poop and rancid fruit?

How much?

I'll offer a 'Denilson' for the poop and an 'Almunia' for the rancid fruit.

I Hate Hleb wrote:

What we going to do now with all that Monkey Poop and Rancid Fruit we've got stored away?

You'll probably eat it when the munchies set in. Junkie scum.

DB10GOONER wrote:

I Hate Hleb wrote:

What we going to do now with all that Monkey Poop and Rancid Fruit we've got stored away?

You'll probably eat it when the munchies set in. Junkie scum.

Contrary to popular belief, we don't just eat anything when the munchies strike!!! Just whatever is closest to hand, easiest to cook or quickest to be delivered!!

I Hate Hleb wrote:

marcengels wrote:

storrmin571 wrote:Anyone want to buy some monkey poop and rancid fruit?

How much?

I'll offer a 'Denilson' for the poop and an 'Almunia' for the rancid fruit.

No.

And I meant how much of it has he got to sell. I need weights and measures.

Well there's 1.78 m of monkey poop (Denilson) and 1.93 m of rancid fruit (Almunia) in store. More than enough for an above averaged sized Faeces & Food fight.

I Hate Hleb wrote:

marcengels wrote:

storrmin571 wrote:Anyone want to buy some monkey poop and rancid fruit?

How much?

I'll offer a 'Denilson' for the poop and an 'Almunia' for the rancid fruit.

I would rather keep the ape shit and rotten oranges.

This movement will never die...